The Derailing Thread

[Niblo]

Everyone knows you own a pet Lion when your last post on a forum looks like this...

Going out to feed my animals. Be back later.

User 'Liontamer' last seen November 15th 2017.

You've been taking too much prune juice ?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Say you own a pet monkey without saying you own a pet monkey...

Does anyone know how to get fecal stains out of wallpaper... and out of drapes...and off the ceiling...and...

 

[Niblo]

Say you own a pet monkey without saying you own a pet monkey...

Does anyone know how to get fecal stains out of wallpaper... and out of drapes...and off the ceiling...and...

No wonder your avatar has such a woebegone mugshot