The Girl's Thread

[Edward]

I saw that one this morning, lol. It looks funny, but really isn't when it does happen to a girl. I had occasion to see my wife do that one time (by accident) and it wasn't pleasant. She was ok but I can see where one could really get hurt being thrown off balance like that. I didn't laugh at her.

I was better after that about lowering the seat when I was done.

It is a pretty funny joke though, just not for real.

There are signs like this, as well as signs that show the generic individual sitting down to use the toilet, at various restrooms in Illinois.

Why?

Because some illegals have come from countries/areas where toilets are not common. The signs help to indicate how they are to be properly used, for sanitation purposes.

Really. Well that's good. Good sanitation is something I respect. I've noticed though that the toilet was never designed right in the first place. It puts one sitting down in a position that is not conducive to effortless evacuation.

Think about camping and going in the woods. The human body is designed to evacuate in a crouched position, with ones butt cheeks against their ankles pretty much. Into a hole in the ground I guess? Toilets are too tall.

 

[evenifigoalone]

You fell in?

Can't say I ever have.
I just never made the connection between guys and leaving the toilet seat up until more recently...despite hearing about it all my life.

 

[Kathi]

I saw that one this morning, lol. It looks funny, but really isn't when it does happen to a girl. I had occasion to see my wife do that one time (by accident) and it wasn't pleasant. She was ok but I can see where one could really get hurt being thrown off balance like that. I didn't laugh at her.

I was better after that about lowering the seat when I was done.

It is a pretty funny joke though, just not for real.



Really. Well that's good. Good sanitation is something I respect. I've noticed though that the toilet was never designed right in the first place. It puts one sitting down in a position that is not conducive to effortless evacuation.

Think about camping and going in the woods. The human body is designed to evacuate in a crouched position, with ones butt cheeks against their ankles pretty much. Into a hole in the ground I guess? Toilets are too tall.

I have been very,very close to that happening to me.It is not fun.

 

[Kathi]

Can't say I ever have.
I just never made the connection between guys and leaving the toilet seat up until more recently...despite hearing about it all my life.

You have to live with a man in the nose to relate.

 

[Edward]

Can't say I ever have.
I just never made the connection between guys and leaving the toilet seat up until more recently...despite hearing about it all my life.

Good. My wife's leg was sore for a bit after she fell in that one time.

 

[evenifigoalone]

I have a brother who lives here, but that may not be the same.

 

[Kathi]

 

[evenifigoalone]

Gonna be a long day today.