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the Gman

reba

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DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally-grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there," as he points out the location. <wbr>The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questionsasked, or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?" <wbr>
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
<wbr> <wbr>A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life, chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... <wbr> <wbr>

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence, and yells at the top of his lungs.....
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" Your badge. Show him your BADGE !"
 
A few years ago I was out walking a job site. Part of the project was running new utility lines down a county utility easement. This easement was long and ran through the back of 5 or 6 different properties. As my boss and I were about to climb over the fence of the first property a man came down the dirt road towards us in a golf cart. He was yelling as he did and when he got to us he asked us what we were doing. We explained that we had the right to walk to easement and eventually he conceded. Before he left he told us to wait 10 minutes before we climbed the fence. I asked why and he looked over his shoulder at me and said "Gives me time to distract the bull."
 
Hahaha! That's the best I've heard in a long time lol. Ha, needed a good laugh lol. Show him your badge lol! Priceless lol
 
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