destiny
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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is
staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to
offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "I am single and I am Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull over." The nun fulfills the cab
driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a prostitute blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I'm married and I'm
Jewish."
The nun says, "That's ok my child. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party."
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is
staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to
offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "I am single and I am Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull over." The nun fulfills the cab
driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a prostitute blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I'm married and I'm
Jewish."
The nun says, "That's ok my child. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party."
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