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The Nonsense Thread.

This world is made of LOVE AND PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
REAL Nonsense of the Day.

Snakes are awesome baseball players.
 
Horray for writing down the nonsense spoken by those with a PhD - in charge of filling impresionable young adult minds with knowledge. (the following are all actual quotes by professors - and only a fraction of the things I have written down)

"I think I'm done with the Black Plague at this point."

"Standing for the Protestant side was standing for stickin' it to the Holy Roman Emperor."

"The ol' 'dancing girls in the Vatican' problem."

"Ivan IV did not hesitate to kill his political enemies, real or imaginary, and he had some of both... we might question his mental clarity."

A shogun was a "chief barbarian ruling... 'guy'"

"I shouldn't say 'complete peace,' because there's Balkan countries killing each other." This was in reference to the year 1913, the last year of complete peace before the start of WWI.

"Our brain evolved and got big." (yes he said that with a straight face and believed it)

"Canidates are sold as a box of twinkies."

"If you're crazy, it's okay to staple yourself."

"Beethoven was a bridge"

"Its ok to eat someone as long as you don't eat them raw"

"Drug dealers don't card"

"Let's go burn them at the guillotine"
 
Older sister nonsense of the day: Chocolate is its own food group.

Wait, this is supposed to the the nonsense thread.

I actually believe chocolate is a food group. :smt050
 
REAL Nonsense of the Day.

Yogi Berra is the best pitcher in Baseball History!
 
Real Nonsense of the Day

A wise turtle once said " forgivness is divine but never pay full price for late Pizza!
 
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
Real Nonsense of the Day

A wise turtle once said " forgivness is divine but never pay full price for late Pizza!
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Great Movie.
 
The Third wasn't great, but I loved the first two.!

This post was not Nonsense.
 
REAL Nonsense of the Day.

Football should be censored due to extreme violence... 8-)
 
REAL Nonsense of the Day.

Guitars should be made of peppermints.
 
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