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The Official King of the Hill Thread - Part 2

Blazin Bones

Blazin Bones

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The Official King of the Hill Thread

Sometimes it is just fun to compete for no other reason than to be silly. Here's how this thread will work:

User 1: I am the King of the Hill
User 2: *Places banana peel on top of the Hill which makes King fall off HIll*

Now I am the King of the Hill.

Simple concept. Kinda like the last word thread, but instead of just gabbing, this thread allows for humorous use of strategy. You may be as creative as you wish, but you cannot joke about the death of a user to take the hill. You cannot take the hill back from the user who took it from you.

Now, back to ruling my Hill.

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is [split]27952[/split] by Blazin Bones Titled The Official King of the Hill Thread
 
Re: The Official King of the Hill Thread

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is [split]27952[/split]
 
Re: The Official King of the Hill Thread

Vine, the King of the Hill, sees that all is well-ordered and so returns to his real life.
 
Reminding one and all that, while there is no queen of the hill... there is nothing in the rules banning a woman from being king, I take the throne and am now King of the hill!
 
I remind handy the word King is for men only in the context of English, Spanish, and French.
These words in Spanish first, Rei. in French its Roi. thus its not sexist and because of that she leaves the hill to ponder the bad use of vocabulary.
 
Vincent took a long trip and left his tribe open to attacks by his surrounding enemies, therefore the tribe appointed a new King

Atonement has the hill until the tribe speaks again
 
Edward said:
Suddenly there is a coup, and Jordan finds himself rolling down the hill in a cloud of dust. King Edward steps up into his place.:lol
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Because 'aw, dad' sounds ridiculous in King Edward's English accent, Jethro, with his hick-a-billy accent, takes his rightful place as 'King of the Hill'.

(This wasn't the 'King of the Hill' thread I thought it was going to be, so I helped make it that.)
 
Vince said:
Mexico holds an election and unanimously elects Vince as King of the Hill.
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the united nations has declared mexico to be rouge state and the ecomonic tanks from the sanctions as vince wasn't elected but by manipulation put in power. I being general then allow the Mexicans to elect a proper leader. I then leave the nation to their hands.vince is in gitmo awaiting trial
 
Mexicans might be brown, but they are not rouge. With help from the United States, Mexico regains its independence and restores Vince to his throne.
 
Edward said:
Having rested and prayed, Edward, full of the Spirit walks to the edge of the crest of the hill, look heavenward towards his God...then boldly approaches...Vince suddenly disappears, whisked away by the Spirit of God to parts unknown. Edward casually assumes his place as King of the hill.
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Well, since King (ha!) Edward unlawfully took the throne from me...

"You cannot take the hill back from the user who took it from you."

I take it back with no apologies.

But I will command my servants to feed him the scraps from my dinner table while he repents of his unlawful power grab.
 
feellin that mr. bodine hasn't done enough goesintoza I send jethro back to grade school till he graduates and assume my place as Lord of the mountain.lol
 
[video=youtube;6aogOR8c8Q4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aogOR8c8Q4[/video]

Tom is right, it is good to be King... and I, the most beneficient "King" Handy provide my subjects with this most excellent musical interlude.
 
handy said:
Tom is right, it is good to be King... and I, the most beneficient "King" Handy provide my subjects with this most excellent musical interlude.
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And so while Handy's kingdom was drunk and lulled into apathy with the music of an over-the-hill rocker, Jethro seized the throne and restored the people to the the glory of his reign.

And, no, Tom Petty, as much as I like some of his music, will not be playing at the inaugural ball. Actually, I can't think of any rockers who aren't too old to play at my ball, lol.
 
Happily clutching his Acer laptop computer, Vince calmly sits on his throne and begins surfing the web.
 
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