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The only way to defeat a woman

Deborah13 said:
Speaking of tongues wagging......
Lexy goes to town every day, meets friends for coffee, attends church, does the grocery shopping and picks up the mail.
Guess who I hear all the gossip from.....
My husband, who goes to work everyday in a different town and works with ALL men, no women at all.
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Women sure have a way of converting some males - yet the males can't beat or attain the standard. If it aint Barça it aint Barça
 
Kathi said:
Maybe some deserve it.Some do not.Respect is earned.
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That's not what my Bible tells me. Not only does scripture instruct me to love my wife as I love myself but not only that, I am instructed by my LORD to study my wife. That is not a timed course either.
 
I might get stoned for this but here it is.

God created Adam, kicked the Lazy Boy back, rubbed His beard thoughtfully and said to Micheal, I can do better than that and He created Eve!

Ladies, protect me, I'm old and I'm house broken. :blush
 
th1b.taylor said:
I might get stoned for this but here it is.

God created Adam, kicked the Lazy Boy back, rubbed His beard thoughtfully and said to Micheal, I can do better than that and He created Eve!

Ladies, protect me, I'm old and I'm house broken. :blush
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Are you really house broken?Do you use a litter box?
 
th1b.taylor said:
I might get stoned for this but here it is.

God created Adam, kicked the Lazy Boy back, rubbed His beard thoughtfully and said to Micheal, I can do better than that and He created Eve!

Ladies, protect me, I'm old and I'm house broken. :blush
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Bill do you have a thumb print on your forehead :D
 
Classik said:
Hehehhehe. Did you ask Adam why he fled Eve...and the serpent took over? Probably one of those mouth things :chin
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I may (or not) feel like I'm Methuselah's older sister at times, but I can guarantee you I was definitely not around to talk with Adam. For some reason, I think I would remember that.

Well.........maybe..........:thinking
 
Classik said:
Hehehhehe. Did you ask Adam why he fled Eve...and the serpent took over? Probably one of those mouth things :chin
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Adam was the one who just went right along.No mind of his own."Oh Ok I'll do that if you want me too" HELLO :squint
 
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