Very Important Survey to Prove That I'm Innocent

[Vince]

My friend Handy writes "..the chicken was just doing what a chicken is meant to do."

Well, yes, that might be true. But I was doing what I am meant to do: eat chicken.

 

[jasoncran]

My friend Handy writes "..the chicken was just doing what a chicken is meant to do."

Well, yes, that might be true. But I was doing what I am meant to do: eat chicken.

i am biased toward this, chicken is good.

 

[Vince]

Darn it, Vince! Why must you always be so elusive?!!

I want to know more about these wiles of the chicken to validate my own experience. I just know pizza talks to me! If you would share your personal experience, I might not feel like it's all in my head.

I can't do it, Mike. If I explained how chicken lures innocent men like myself, then pizza, candy bars, and other evil denizens of our kitchens might read the post and figure out how to do it.

 

[Vince]

Folks, I want to report a major spiritual victory today. My wife had baked two fine pieces of barbecue chicken, and I took them out of the oven, and ate mine. But then, the other piece started calling my name. I quickly brought it to my wife so she could eat it before I fell into its evil wiles.

 

[Alabaster]

Vince's snack:

 

[jasoncran]

Vince's snack:

vegan? cute little guy. future food none the less.

 

[Nick]

Good on'ya Vince!

LOL @ Alabaster

 

[Vince]

Vince's snack:

Hmmm. Needs barbecue sauce.

 

[mcmurry]

I say it's the fault of the chicken processing plant. Isn't that where they implant subliminal messages?
BTW us Southern Baptists claim that a craving for chicken dinners is a sure sign of a calling from God to be a Baptist preacher.