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A mad man was standing on the bridge and shouting 44! 44!! 44!!!
A crowd gradually gathered to watch him. A guy came and asked: "what is that madman saying"?
Another man replied, "I don't know ooo"!
The inquisitive guy went ahead to ask the madman, what does 44 mean?
As soon as he got closer to the madman, the mad man picked him up, and threw him into the ocean and started screaming 45! 45!! 45!!!.

Clear enough!
The crowd took to their heels!!!!
 
A madman named Rollo was standing on a bridge shouting 'Once Saved Always Saved!', 'Once Saved Always Saved!', 'Once Saved Always Saved!'.

The smart ones knew to stay miles away.
 
A madman named Rollo was standing on a bridge shouting 'Once Saved Always Saved!', 'Once Saved Always Saved!', 'Once Saved Always Saved!'.

The smart ones knew to stay miles away.

1 Corinthians 2:4-5;
"My message and my preaching were not with wise and persuasive words, but with a demonstration of the Spirit's power, so that your faith might not rest on human wisdom, but on God's power".
 
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