Wally-wine

[Jim Parker]

Walmart has announced that sometime in the 3rd quarter of 2018 it will be offering customers a new discount item: Walmart brand wines.

Customers surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the varieties. Here are the top 10:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante

Walmart wine can be served with either white meat (possum) or red meat (squirrel).

 

[Knotical]

Possum, the other, other white meat.

 

[for_his_glory]

Here's another name - Walmart Vanish.
Every time I go to Walmart for a particular item they no longer carry it :angry

 

[Razeontherock]

Ha, I thought you meant Walmart varnish, as in a name for their custom bottled wine

 

[for_his_glory]

Ha, I thought you meant Walmart varnish, as in a name for their custom bottled wine

silly boy