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Classik said:
Yes, Jethro, I will be the keyboardist. And I must be very close to the door (very ready to run).:D

Do you know why?:toofunny
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Yes, because I will flip a coin to decide if you live or not when I hear the 'tubular bells' sound coming out of your keyboard.

Truthfully, I'd probably just skip the coin toss, lol. :lol
 
I wonder what Fred Phelps thinks about 'tubular bells' voice on keyboard? I'm thinking he'd probably picket any church that uses that in their worship. As far as detestable things go, what's the difference...homosexuality vs. tubular bells?
 
Jethro Bodine said:
Because I will flip a coin to decide if you live or not?
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I live.:D

One might decide to join that choir and sing America is cursed. If you don't...well, that woman looking like Jackie Chan would perform magical taekwando on you
 
Jethro Bodine said:
Yes, because I will flip a coin to decide if you live or not when I hear the 'tubular bells' sound coming out of your keyboard.

Truthfully, I'd probably just skip the coin toss, lol. :lol
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I don't care if they call that a church. If they have an usher at the door then I'll escape through the window. I value my life and Club:chin


Didn't you notice, in the second video, that the woman looks truculent. She could tear the devil apart within seconds.
 
Jethro Bodine said:
I wonder what Fred Phelps thinks about 'tubular bells' voice on keyboard? I'm thinking he'd probably picket any church that uses that in their worship. As far as detestable things go, what's the difference...homosexuality vs. tubular bells?
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I get ya!
maybe God hates tubular bells:D

If I must be hired to play for this choir, I must be close to the doors and windows.

Everything about them is unique, including their choir
 
Jethro Bodine said:
"A Band of Demons joined in, and it sounded like this..." :guitar (that's actually Charlie Daniels shredding his violin)
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I was startled at the 'babble'. Sounds kinda 'unclassically' classical.
Charlie should be close to the window, too
 
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