Opinionated works too. I don't know any Member
(and I've met quite a few over the years) that was not opinionated and if you asked me? I'd say that being "highly Onion-ated" is more the norm.
Slapped with Moose-meet? I likes this. Nice! Now I've got something to look forward to.
As far as others giving blunt and sharp critiques? Shhhhh.... it will happen, and I apologize in advance for our over-zealous members of which I am one, but don't ya never let anybody hear you say you think you can take it.... that's like asking for a Moose Slap to the kisser. Which reminds me of a story... many things do...
Got a second? Because it happened many, many years ago when my now 28 year old youngest son was more like 8 years old. And the church (it was a marvelous independent little church) sent me as a Church Sponsored Bible Camp Counselor
(more like bible-toting babysitter) and my kids (I was broke) got to go that way b/c the church paid for my kids to go to Bible Camp for 'free' in exchange for my donated labor. And it was there that I first heard the chant,
"Kiss the Moose, kiss the moose, kiss the moose." It was a haunting sound that I can't forget even to this day *SHUDDER*
You see, there was a tradition. Mail from home would be delivered each evening at dinner time. Any time somebody *anybody* got a letter from home, the whole group would start the "Kiss" chant. Three letters would mean three (3) strikes and we know with three (3) strikes yer OUT! So my first letter from home was from the Pastor. It said:
- "LETTER ONE: KISS..."
- And the next letter from his sweet wife, saying another word: "LETTER TWO: THE..."
- The final letter signed by a bunch of people (they passed around it) had the third and final word: "LETTER THREE: MOOSE..."
So yes, I got up, made my little bow and faked a curtsy before I hung my head in shame and walked over to the G
IANT, H
UMONGOUS Moose-Head over there, mounted to the wall... Then, and haming it up all the way, I stood on my tippy-toes and puckered up, all the while wincing like it was the worst possible fate that could befall a man, and I gave the Moose a jolly good ol' wet one, smack on the lips.
Welcome Not_Now.Soon! You may consider this your first letter from home!
You've heard about how Saints of God are being called,
"The Salt of the Earth"? Good that. But consider the conversational salt mentioned in Col 4:6 (NASB):
"Let your speech always be with grace, as though seasoned with salt, so that you will know how you should respond to each person."
WE are to become that, more and more. We are here to change and be transformed. So now we know a little bit more (at no extra charge) of what Jesus spoke to His Disciples about when He mentioned SALT and what James spoke of when he mentioned the world being set on fire by the flames of our tongues...