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What is a plug?

Your problem is that you know way too much...

Wondering here

hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

That ain't what my wife says, she says I don't know nothing? I told that I did, I met him once or was that "they" that I met?
 
Are you going to plug your eBay listings or anything biz related, gerbilgirl?

P.S. I see it says you are a "liberal Christian." Do you mean politically or theologically? Interesting, what does that mean really?

Also noticed your autism related avatar. Was just reading about something related to that earlier today.
Hi Seek The Truth,
I see you didn't get can answer to the above.
It usually means the person considers themselves a Christian but they agree with SSM and the such.

I said. " usually", I do not intend to speak for gerbilgirl.

Oh. And it's nice when you can read about autism.
Some of us have more intimate knowledge of the condition.

Wondering
 
hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

That ain't what my wife says, she says I don't know nothing? I told that I did, I met him once or was that "they" that I met?
1. If you don't know nothing, it means you know something.
Don't tell your wife, it'll ruin her fun.

2 . We wives do this to keep you husbands in line.
Most times we don't mean it.
Don't tell her I told you this either..
 
1. If you don't know nothing, it means you know something.
Don't tell your wife, it'll ruin her fun.

2 . We wives do this to keep you husbands in line.
Most times we don't mean it.
Don't tell her I told you this either..

You're right! When my wife said I don't know nothing, I agreed, because I know some things, lol.

2. She's giving up a girl secret here, guys. They're not always trying to start a fight...just seein' if you'll stand up to 'em, lol!

Better send wondering a dollar for sharing. I knew that already so don't have to, lol.
 
You're right! When my wife said I don't know nothing, I agreed, because I know some things, lol.

2. She's giving up a girl secret here, guys. They're not always trying to start a fight...just seein' if you'll stand up to 'em, lol!

Better send wondering a dollar for sharing. I knew that already so don't have to, lol.
This should make me a tidy sum - just in time for Christmas gifts.
But, boy, you are one cheapskate!!
I want my dollar!!
(other secrets are available upon request...)

Wondering
 
1. If you don't know nothing, it means you know something.
Don't tell your wife, it'll ruin her fun.

2 . We wives do this to keep you husbands in line.
Most times we don't mean it.
Don't tell her I told you this either..

hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

OK! That will be our secret.
Most of the time my wife uses a dog collar and leash to keep in line and sometimes she will even walk me, but only in the back yard.

I will send you some roses as soon as I can get out of my collar
 
hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

OK! That will be our secret.
Most of the time my wife uses a dog collar and leash to keep in line and sometimes she will even walk me, but only in the back yard.

I will send you some roses as soon as I can get out of my collar
LOL
She just might be worried the other girls will see you and start a fuss.
She might be a smart girl.

Wondering
BTW
Thanks for the roses.
It's the thought that counts.
One year I told my son that for his birthday I thought to
Buy him a Ferrari.
He didn't appreciate it.
That's the last time he got an expensive thought from me!!
 
LOL
She just might be worried the other girls will see you and start a fuss.
She might be a smart girl.

Wondering
BTW
Thanks for the roses.
It's the thought that counts.
One year I told my son that for his birthday I thought to
Buy him a Ferrari.
He didn't appreciate it.
That's the last time he got an expensive thought from me!!

hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

He should be thankful that your thoughts were not a box of rocks.

I always thought that she didn't want me to go out in the neighborhood because the neighbors might feel sorry for her, having to put up with me.
 
hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

He should be thankful that your thoughts were not a box of rocks.

I always thought that she didn't want me to go out in the neighborhood because the neighbors might feel sorry for her, having to put up with me.
Right!

I'll bet your neighbors don't feel sorry for her.
I'll bet they like both of you!
 
hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

I don't know, but they do throw rocks at us and she says they don't throw them when she is walking alone.
 
Hey John,
You must live in a strange place.
Where I come from, juice looks like this:

Well it does here too...
Some people like orange
Some like grapefruit
But I like a little 120....
 
hello wondering, dirtfarmer here

I don't know, but they do throw rocks at us and she says they don't throw them when she is walking alone.
LOL
Tell her they're just trying to get your attention!
 
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