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What would God say to you if you met?

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What would God say to you if you met?

I believe He would ask what I was doing to ease the suffering of the world and what was transpiring to awaken the sleepy headed.
 
I would hope could tell me how I can improve. If He allowed me to ask questions there are several questions I have.
 
He might say,
"So...What's for dinner?"
And I would say,
"We'll have plenty of time later. What's up?"
And he would say,
"What is up?"
And I would say,
"You."
And he wold say,
"Correct!"
And I would say,
"Word!"
And he would say,
"Yes?"
And I would say,
"Uh...I mean...Righteous!"
And he would say,
"Sure I am, so what?"
And I would say,
"So, ya got any pointers?"
And he would say,
"I'm sorry?"
And I would say,
"Well, what can I do for you?"
And he would say,
"Now we're getting somewhere."
And I would say,
"So, what do you want me to do?"
And he would say,
"I already asked."
And I would say,
"Could you say it agin?"
And he would say,
"What's for dinner?"
And I would say,
"That's it? Isn't there anything else you want to say?"
And he would say,
"Yes, of course...That's why we ought to make sure your mouth is full while I'm talking."
And I would say,
"Oh, I understand."
And he would say,
"Apparently not."
And I would say nothing and listen to what he has to say.
 
"hello Patrick, I am God"
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap"
"yeah...."
"so ummm, can we sorta, forget about all that atheist stuff, you know, just, poof, make it be gone"
"well, actually, I think i have a very good (pulls lever and a hoel opens in teh clouds and i fall all the way down to the bowels of hell) What a waste...:"
 
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"hello Patrick, I am God"
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap"
"yeah...."
"so ummm, can we sorta, forget about all that atheist stuff, you know, just, poof, make it be gone"
"well, actually, I think i have a very good (pulls lever and a hoel opens in teh clouds and i fall all the way down to the bowels of hell) What a waste...:"
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Thats awesome.... lol.... :wink:
 
peace4all said:
"hello Patrick, I am God"
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap"
"yeah...."
"so ummm, can we sorta, forget about all that atheist stuff, you know, just, poof, make it be gone"
"well, actually, I think i have a very good (pulls lever and a hoel opens in teh clouds and i fall all the way down to the bowels of hell) What a waste...:"
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Just his presense will make you fall on your face with a broken heart, because in that instant you'll realize how much He loves you. He's the filler for that void you've been looking for all your life.

"It's the goodness of God that brings repentance"
 
"So hey, Artguy. Wanna fire up the ol' 360, maybe play some Dead or Alive 4?"

"Sure, God, that'd be awesome.
...
You're gonna totally work me, aren't you?"

"Well, yeah, I'm God. Duh. Hey, got any pretzels?"
 
Can I take from all this that no-one here has actually met Him yet?

And Christine - He is our heavenly Father. Why don't you ask Him?
 
destiny said:
mutzrein said:
Can I take from all this that no-one here has actually met Him yet?
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NO, you can't
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Now I am not a trinitarian but . . . Many would say that to be a Christian you need to invite Jesus into your heart. If you say that Jesus is God and He's living inside you how come you haven't met Him?
 
mutzrein said:
destiny said:
mutzrein said:
Can I take from all this that no-one here has actually met Him yet?
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NO, you can't
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Now I am not a trinitarian but . . . Many would say that to be a Christian you need to invite Jesus into your heart. If you say that Jesus is God and He's living inside you how come you haven't met Him?
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Well first of all, when have I said that I'm a trinitarian, and secondly, when have I said that I haven't met Jesus???
Do feel free to quote me if I said either of those things, I would really like to see it.
 
destiny said:
mutzrein said:
destiny said:
mutzrein said:
Can I take from all this that no-one here has actually met Him yet?
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NO, you can't
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Now I am not a trinitarian but . . . Many would say that to be a Christian you need to invite Jesus into your heart. If you say that Jesus is God and He's living inside you how come you haven't met Him?
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Well first of all, when have I said that I'm a trinitarian, and secondly, when have I said that I haven't met Jesus???
Do feel free to quote me if I said either of those things, I would really like to see it.
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Destiny. I'm sorry I jumped to a conclusion I shouldn't have. My apologies. I should have asked what you meant by 'NO, you can't'. Would you care to elaborate on this for me.
 
mutzrein said:
Can I take from all this that no-one here has actually met Him yet?
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Are those who have met God incapable of levity, or something?
 
mutzrein said:
destiny said:
mutzrein said:
destiny said:
mutzrein said:
Can I take from all this that no-one here has actually met Him yet?
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NO, you can't
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Now I am not a trinitarian but . . . Many would say that to be a Christian you need to invite Jesus into your heart. If you say that Jesus is God and He's living inside you how come you haven't met Him?
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Well first of all, when have I said that I'm a trinitarian, and secondly, when have I said that I haven't met Jesus???
Do feel free to quote me if I said either of those things, I would really like to see it.
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Destiny. I'm sorry I jumped to a conclusion I shouldn't have. My apologies. I should have asked what you meant by 'NO, you can't'. Would you care to elaborate on this for me.
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The reason I said, "no, you can't" is because you asked...
Can I take from all this that no-one here has actually met Him yet?
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I don't know how to elaborate any further on that :lol:
 
mutzrein said:
destiny said:
mutzrein said:
Thanks destiny - What would you say is your relationship with God then?
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Before I can answer that, I have to know if you are qualified to ask? :D
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Well I have already asked. :wink: But anyway, what qualification are you seeking?
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You must have a phD from bible siminary.


Just kidding! mutzrein, I can't even begin to explain the past year in a spiritual sense. . I don't feel in the mood to do it justice right now. But I will say that in spite of the intensified warfare coupled with my flesh, amazingly I do still have a relationship with my heavenly Father.
 
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