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Who ever gets the last Word

John, I also dig your Gunnery Sergeant Hartman avatar. FMJ is a great flick; it is part of my DVD collection.

Today...is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines!
 
...And so it was, in the reign of Her Majesty Maddam Caroline the Great, that there was put forth a royal decree....and in this royal decree it was said and made known that all who would presume to take it upon themselves to speak hereafter, or to make mention in any form whatsoever, shall be assumed to have made such an attempt as to usurp the royal authority, and laying claim of this most illustrious thread, shall be henceforth accused of high treason and banished forever, having been labeled, the offender and his progeny after him, a scum-bucket....

...Let all who harken heed...

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JMM said:
John, I also dig your Gunnery Sergeant Hartman avatar. FMJ is a great flick; it is part of my DVD collection.

Today...is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines!


"If GOD wanted your ___ up there he'd miracle your ___ up there!"
 
OOO fill in the blanks :lol


"If GOD wanted your elbow up there he'd miracle your elbow up there!"

A JELLY DONUT??!?!?!?!
 
MISFIT said:
"If GOD wanted your ___ up there he'd miracle your ___ up there!"

Blanks for unpleasant words? Really? All right, I'll play along...

Who said that? Who the unpleasant word said that? Who's the slimy little communist earmuffs, twinkle-toed lint licker? down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy uh...flippin'? godmother said it. Out-uncouth expletive-standing! I will PT you all until you beeping die! I'll PT you until your gluteal muscles are sucking buttermilk!

Somehow I don't think that Sgt. Hartman would have been quite as intimidating if he had cleaned up his language, and barked at them like Ned Flanders wearing a Smokey Bear hat. :shrug
 
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