new funny???

[Amielou]

okay, not sure if this will work, but if it does it could be fun...


i will post something the next person has to do and then the next person to post has to make a creative excuse as to why they can't do it... and then tell the next person to do something to fix their "problem" theyb ised for an excuse... make sense? ("no" you say..)

okay so like this:

person 1: "The next person to post must buy me a chocolate bar"

Person 2: "I cannot because i don't have any money"

"The next person to post must give me money"

Person 3: "I cannot give you money because i do not know what money is"

"The Next person to post must tell me what money is"

and so on and so forth... okay?


so i'll start:



The next person to post must come to our house... pull all our weeds out and landscape our backyard

 

[MISFIT]

I can not for I lost my gloves.

The next person must buy me new gloves.

 

[Caroline H]

I can't do that because I have no way to get to the store.

The next person must take me to the store.

 

[Amielou]

i cannot, because i do not have a car


the next person must give me their car.

 

[Caroline H]

I can't because there's no way to get it to Australia from here.

The next person must move Australia closer to USA

 

[Amielou]

I cannot, as i am not strong enough to lift an entire country,




the next person must be my personal trainer.

 

[MISFIT]

I can not for I'm lazy.

The next person must motivate me.

 

[Caroline H]

I can't cause I'm lazy too

The next person must get me some tea so I won't be lazy...

 

[Spiffy]

I can't because I don't know where you live



The next person must buy me a GPS

 

[Amielou]

can't because i don't know where to buy one from...



the next person must buy me a new melways

 

[Spiffy]

I can't because you can only buy those in Australia



The next person must pay my way to Australia

 

[Amielou]

i can't because i don't have your address to send you the tickets,




the next person must get me an American phone book or something

 

[MISFIT]

I can't because I only use the online yellow pages.

The next person must get me to turn off my PC once in a while.

 

[Spiffy]

I can't because you won't listen to me




The next person must make MISFIT obey me

 

[Amielou]

i can't because i'm not very persuasive,


the next person must teach me to be more assertive,

 

[Caroline H]

I can't because I'm busy trying to assert my own authority.

The next person must give me a whip to crack! :whip

 

[MISFIT]

I can't because I don't have Indiana Jones to make me want to get a whip.

The next person must buy me the Indiana Jones trilogy on Blu-Ray.

 

[Spiffy]

I can't because the thought of that trilogy makes me sick. :verysick







The next person must make me feel better.

 

[John]

I can't because i don't think you'd chug buckleys.

The next person must make buckleys taste better.

 

[Spiffy]

I can't because I don't even know what buckleys is



The next person must tell me what buckleys is?