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I can't because I'm broke.

The next person must fix me.
 
I can't because I didn't do engineering at school.

the next person must teach me engineering.
 
I can't because I am not a great teacher. (and because I'm still broke cuz Nick can't fix me)

The next person must teach me to teach.
 
I can't because I lost the book


The next person must find the education book
 
I can't because I lost it while reading it to teach Jojo how to fix her.

The next person must help me find the book.
 
I can't because I'm stuck to my lazy chair.

The next person must fetch me my prying stick!
 
I can't because I am using it.

The next person must find me, and give the prying stick to Jojo.
 
I can't find you because I'm still stuck to my lazy chair.

The next person must pleeeease get that prying stick from Nick!
 
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