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new funny???

i can't because that's just ridiculous:D lol



the next person must make ridiculous things reasonable..
 
I cannot because I don't know how to give myself those powers.

The next person must give me wondrous magical power.
 
I can't because I'm not the fairy godmother...

The next person must take me to find her.
 
I cannot because I do not know her.

The next person must introduce me to her.
 
i cannot as she is shy and told me not too :P lol




the next person must help the fairy god mother be brave :D
 
I can not because she's scared of me.

The next person must make me look less scary.
 
I can't because I'm not a plastic surgeon...


the next person must send me to med-school.
 
i cannot because it is too expensive,





the next person must make university free :D
 
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!...

Darn, I can't because I'm not the queen.


the next person must coronate me Queen
 
I can't because I do not want power corrupting my sweetheart.

The next person must become queen in Caroline's place.
 
okay : i cant NOT do that one that one because i want to be queen lol :D i can't be queen because i am not important enough.



the next person must make me more important.
 
I can't do that because the one who makes me feel important is in another country.

The next person my send me to Kazakhstan.
 
i can't because i can't find a passport guy...


the next person must be my passport guy...
 
i can't, i don't know where the camera shop is,



the next person must take me to the camera shop.
 
I can not because I don't have a job or a car, or a valid drivers license.

The next person must make me older.
 
I can not because I lost my map to the fountain of aging.

The next person must find my map.
 
i can't because my glasses are old and scratched and i can't see well enough to find it for you...



The next person must get me new glasses.
 
I can't because the government has issued a ban on all spectacles.


The next person must join congress and pass a bill lifting all spectacle bans.
 
I can't because I have too many bills of my own :biglol

The next person must pay all of my bills
 
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