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I cannot because I don't know how to give myself those powers.

The next person must give me wondrous magical power.
 
i cannot as she is shy and told me not too :P lol




the next person must help the fairy god mother be brave :D
 
I can not because she's scared of me.

The next person must make me look less scary.
 
okay : i cant NOT do that one that one because i want to be queen lol :D i can't be queen because i am not important enough.



the next person must make me more important.
 
I can't do that because the one who makes me feel important is in another country.

The next person my send me to Kazakhstan.
 
I can't I lost my camera.

The next person must get me a new camera.
 
I can not because I don't have a job or a car, or a valid drivers license.

The next person must make me older.
 
I can not because I lost my map to the fountain of aging.

The next person must find my map.
 
i can't because my glasses are old and scratched and i can't see well enough to find it for you...



The next person must get me new glasses.
 
I can't because the government has issued a ban on all spectacles.


The next person must join congress and pass a bill lifting all spectacle bans.
 
I can't because I have too many bills of my own :biglol

The next person must pay all of my bills
 
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