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I can't because I'm not a Canadian

The next person must be a Canadian
 
I can't I was born in layton Utah, I've nevr even sen Canada.

The next person must take me to Canada.
 
I can't, my hot-air balloon won't go that far...

The next person has to get me a better hot-air balloon :P
 
I can't because the only one I can find has a tear in it.




The next person must bring me something to fix the tear.
 
I can't becuase Billy Mays sold out of all his fabric glue.

The next person must beat up Billy Mays :rolling
 
I can't because Billy May's uses so much hair gel he can use his hair as a shield.

The next person needs to get me a blow torch.
 
I can't because I look like I'm 17 and they won't sell me one.

The next person must make me look my age.
 
I can't because I don't dress Goth any more so I don't have any make-up.

The next person must buy some make-up.
 
I can't because I can't inspire myself to do it.

The next person needs to tell me what's my motivation?
 
I can't for i do not know the meaning of the word,




the next person must get me a dictionary.,
 
can't because i don't know how...




the next person must give me a financial information education :P
 
I can't because My degree was in Christianity.

The next person must help Amielou.
 
I can't because I'm resting...

The next person must do all my studying so I don't get so tired.
 
I can't because I'm not assertive. the next person must make me loose weight.
 
i can't because i don't know how..


the next person must educate me in healthy lifestyle...
 
I can't because my personal trainer is busy with me




Someone must find Amielou her own personal trainer.
 
i can't because i AM amielou...


someone much change me into someone else :D lol
 
I can't because I not a wizard.

The next person must get me into Hogwarts.
 
I can't because it doesn't exist.

The next person must make make-believe things become real.
 
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