Let's Talk Christmas

Yes, today we see that Rudolph has evolved into a gator.

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Oh my God that's frigging cute!!! Those mad glowing red eyes are so adorable! I want one!!!!
 
Read between the lines folks....

What he's saying is, "I've turned into a warm weather wimp and changed my perceptions about Christmas to accommodate that wimpiness."

See, that was my theory about the Floridans all along, but they will never admit that. They are in complete denial.
 
Christmas does seem to be a sort of litmus test for one's over-all emotional state.

Especially if christmas is followed by your birthday four days later. And then new years. It's so horrible. And all your friends are busy visiting their family somewhere on the other end of the country and forget about your birthday except for those that are facebook friends.

A friend of mine is living in a psychiatric ward (pretty bad pervasive depression, poor guy) but he and most of his fellow "inmates" were kicked out over christmas so he's staying with his parents for two weeks now... we were guessing why all the more stable patients were booted and our theory is that they wanted to make room for christmas emergencies. :-(
 
There are people in your life who are your friends, let them love you. I pray some of them are here on this forum. Count me as one.
Thank you very much. :-)
I'm having a hard time thinking that somebody might like me. I feel absolutely rotten and unlikeable, like not really part of humankind.
"Letting someone love me" is a huge challenge.
 
See, that was my theory about the Floridans all along, but they will never admit that. They are in complete denial.
lol. oh this from the germans and others snowbirds who die in 80 degree weather with how much humidity? oh wait 90% I work in that and I have walked an worked in hotter weather with the calculated 120F and I also have worked and walked in lighting and in the middle of the flood warning. rain doesn't stop me. I finish then I change and then I go home. I did that route yesterday that I was talking about working while raining.it merely slowed me down by 25 minutes. and I still went home before 3:30.
 
lol. oh this from the germans and others snowbirds who die in 80 degree weather with how much humidity? oh wait 90% I work in that and I have walked an worked in hotter weather with the calculated 120F and I also have worked and walked in lighting and in the middle of the flood warning. rain doesn't stop me. I finish then I change and then I go home. I did that route yesterday that I was talking about working while raining.it merely slowed me down by 25 minutes. and I still went home before 3:30.

I'm working an outdoor job, too. Two weeks ago I had to dig over a field where the ground was frozen. I also had to wash vegetables outside while the temperatures were sub zero, that means I had to punch a whole with my bare fists into the ice cover on the rain barrel and then wash those darn carrots in the freezing water, also with my bare hands.
Last summer I spent two days setting up or removing tents in 35 Celsius sunshine with not an inch of shadow in sight. I've played and won volleyball games in such heat.
I've been running in minus 6 Celsius and also in 30 Celsius weather. Our car batterys still work even in frosty weather.

We northerners are so tough we eat rusty nails for breakfast and brush our teeth with live alligators!!
 
lol. then move to florida and whine about the heat. lol dry heat. florida can have 100% humidity and no rain.
 
You will never hear me whine about heat.
It's your own whining that you are hearing. :biggrin2
 
You will never hear me whine about heat.
It's your own whining that you are hearing. :biggrin2
lol. you woud whine., so Germany has places where it gets 99F with 100% humidity and no rain nor clouds?
whine? me no I rant. I haven't post my anti-snowbird rants yet.lol
 
lol. you woud whine., so Germany has places where it gets 99F with 100% humidity and no rain nor clouds?
whine? me no I rant. I haven't post my anti-snowbird rants yet.lol

I intend to be a snow bird soon, though it won't be Florida I go to when the weather gets cold, it'll be Hawai'i. :)
 
We sure have had 99F temperature, although rarely.
99F and 100 % humidity sounds tough, I'd love to experience that. Maybe I would pretent to whine just to activate the guys' protective instincts and get them to serve me lots of ice cream. In 99F I suppose they serve ice cream shirtless.
 
I intend to be a snow bird soon, though it won't be Florida I go to when the weather gets cold, it'll be Hawai'i. :)
be sure to use the magic stick on the left side of the steering column while driving.
 
We sure have had 99F temperature, although rarely.
99F and 100 % humidity sounds tough, I'd love to experience that. Maybe I would pretent to whine just to activate the guys' protective instincts and get them to serve me lots of ice cream. In 99F I suppose they serve ice cream shirtless.

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We sure have had 99F temperature, although rarely.
99F and 100 % humidity sounds tough, I'd love to experience that. Maybe I would pretent to whine just to activate the guys' protective instincts and get them to serve me lots of ice cream. In 99F I suppose they serve ice cream shirtless.
actualy we don't have those places in my town. im surprised they don't of course if guys do that then we men will want the bikini clad women doing the same.
 
actualy we don't have those places in my town. im surprised they don't of course if guys do that then we men will want the bikini clad women doing the same.
Bikini clad women?? That's soooo sexist of you. :chair

:lol
 
fair is fair. if a man will have no shirt to serve you ice cream then why not have women doing that?
 
fair is fair. if a man will have no shirt to serve you ice cream then why not have women doing that?

Nooooo objectifying women is sexist. :-P

(You realise the laughing smiley at the bottom of my post was implying self-irony, don't you?)
 
I know. but I had to poke at you. I don't think my wife would like If I made the ice cream parlor version of hooters a regular place to visit. besides we have beef o bradys which has only female servers all of them wear really short shirts and are attractive. I was eating to go from them when I was typing this.
 
That's a really interesting (and quite off topic) question. Why are there bars, clubs and restaurants that use attractive and sparsely clothed female staff that are behaving in a flirty way to attract male customers, but barely any club/ restaurant doing it the other way around? I would sure fall for that. And if I would I assume other girls would, too.
 
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