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  • I was raped at the age of 9"- Oprah


    "I didn't even complete my University Education"- Bill Gates


    "In my childhood days, I stitched shoes"- Abraham Lincoln


    "I struggled academically throughout elementary school"- Ben Carson


    "I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training"- Lionel Messi


    "I used to sleep on the floor in friends'rooms, returning Coke bottles for food money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple"- Steve Jobs


    "My teachers used to call me a failure"- Tony Blair


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    No matter your predicament - you will make it in life and laugh[IMG][IMG]
    it's ok now, X7-00 fixed itself...i'm convinced it's because of the mobile network opening the forum is very slow, replying is very slow...painful
    what hahahaha...lol(opps, i lost my smilys and emoticon) my nokia phone has unusual mood of it's own (sad,sad)
    another one , hahaha

    Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
    A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
    A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
    Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
    The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart mummer and be careful."
    A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?'
    The mouse replied 'It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?' God said 'Sure', and he gave him a pair of roller skates.

    The next day God saw the cat and asked him 'How do you like it up here so far?' and the cat replied 'Great, I didn't know you had meals on wheels up here!'
    Thanks for the birthday wishes. As for my name, 4 letters is my maximum. If it were any longer, I'd have to rely on spell-check. And that doesn't work with proper nouns! :lol
    :waving God often lets me know I'm on the right "path" by putting a bird feather at my feet, in my actual path. I link it to a verse I enjoy about how he shelters us under His wings.... I'd like to post in your thread, but fear you didn't want any replies there. :shrug Anyway, it's really neat... many times the feather shows up in a place it truly doesn't belong... like in the elevator on the 5th floor!
    ...Just one promise...a single promise, if fulfilled, we'd stop all these struggles - Christ is a debtor!
    And what? :D
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