• CFN has a new look, using the Eagle as our theme

    "I bore you on eagle's wings, and brought you to Myself" (Exodus 19:4)

    More new themes will be coming in the future!

  • Desire to be a vessel of honor unto the Lord Jesus Christ?

    Join For His Glory for a discussion on how

    https://christianforums.net/threads/a-vessel-of-honor.110278/

  • Read the Gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ?

    Read through this brief blog, and receive eternal salvation as the free gift of God

    /blog/the-gospel

  • CFN welcomes a new contributing member!

    Please welcome Beetow to our Christian community.

    Blessings in Christ, and we pray you enjoy being a member here

  • Taking the time to pray? Christ is the answer in times of need

    https://christianforums.net/threads/psalm-70-1-save-me-o-god-lord-help-me-now.108509/

  • Have questions about the Christian faith?

    Come ask us what's on your mind in Questions and Answers

    https://christianforums.net/forums/questions-and-answers/

  • Focus on the Family

    Strengthening families through biblical principles.

    Focus on the Family addresses the use of biblical principles in parenting and marriage to strengthen the family.

    Read daily articles from Focus on the Family in the Marriage and Parenting Resources forum.

Mike

Mike

Member
57 From Michigan, U.S.
Messages
15,286
Reaction score
1,475
Joined
Last seen

Profile posts Postings About

  • Classik
    Part 2 (read part one first)
    Husband, Wife, Junior (their baby) & Servant.

    Servant accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen he shouts: “Bossâ€.“Yes,†his Boss answers.
    Servant then asks, “Who goes into the female servant's bedroom when Madam is not at home?â€

    No answer. The boy shouted again: “Boss, I said, who sneaks into the maids room when madam is not home?â€


    No answer.
    The Boss came out from the kitchen
    shouting, “Wonders will never cease!


    My Servant, It is true, when one is in the
    kitchen, one does not hear or understand any other thing, except one’s name.â€


    The wife interrupted, “That’s not true. It’s
    a lie - no argument.â€
    She asked if
    she could enter the so-called magic kitchen to try this out.


    They agreed. She entered into the kitchen.

    Servant asks madam, “Who’s Junior’s biological father? Me or your husband?â€


    Madam madly rushed out of the
    kitchen saying, “This kitchen needs to be fumigated I can't hear anything." - From fb
    God's_gift
    the world will say, " Dear self, today you will Shine!"

    but the christians will say, " Dear God, today You will Shine!". :-)
    God's_gift
    you are welcome Mike , stay strong and don't be discourage ( Isaiah 41: 10)! Glory to God , God bless us all :-)
    God's_gift
    Psalm 23

    The Lord is my Shepherd ( relationship)
    I shall not want ( supply)
    He makes me lie down in green pastures ( rest)
    He leads me beside the still waters ( refreshment)
    He restores my soul( healing)
    For His names' sake( purpose)
    Yea, though i walk throught the valley- of the shadow of death I will fear no evil ( protection)
    For You are with me ( faithfulness)
    Your rod and Your staff comfort me( discipline)
    You prpare a table before me , in the presence of my enemies( hope)
    You annoint my head with oil( consecration)
    My cup runs over( abundance)
    Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life ( blessing)
    And I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever( security)
    Blazin Bones
    There aren't too many "ick" names left....Bic, Dick, Hick, Kick, Lick, Mic, Quick, Pick, Tic, Wick, Yick... About the only one wat would work would be Dick and unfortunately too many users would snicker at that...
    Nick
    LOL Classik, Mike is breaking the habbit of some admins. Rick, Vic, Nick. Now Mike. Well at least it's a slight change in name :D
    Classik
    Mike is red! Your username is red. I know what that means. Will that make you quit American Football? Hehe!:lol:chin

    (I think you need to add something to your username to make it longer or something. When I looked I thought it was Nick. I looked again and saw it was really Mike.

    Nick Mike Nick Mike
    You can see that

    Change it to:
    Mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:lol
    Danus
    LOL...Ok I'll make it up to you and change my profile pick to be a little more real on CF. Maybe then i won't be so bold with my anonymity. HA! Might take a few days to muster it though.
    Danus
    Nice looking family there Mike. I may change my profile some day, but for now I'm sticking with the crown. LOL
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
Top Bottom