This is not true:
1. Christ himself went to Hades for at least two days - "For You will not leave my soul in Hades, Nor will You allow Your Holy One to see corruption" (Acts 2:27), what makes you think that we can be exempted? No servant is greater than his master.
2. The resurrection takes place right here on earth, if we were already in "third heaven", why would we fall back to earth?
3. In the story of the rich man and the beggar, they ended up in the two sides of the great gulf, that's where all the dead will go, the righteous go to Abraham's bosom, also known as paradise, the wicked go join the rich man. That's how the sheep and goat are separated.
4. In the sixth seal, dead martyrs are crying out for justice, and you admitted that they are not happy at all, does that sound like they are in third heaven to you?
I proved its true. When the thief on the cross died his soul went to Paradise, which is in Third Heaven.
He didn't go to hades:
And Jesus said to him, "Assuredly, I say to you, today you will be with Me
in Paradise." (Lk. 23:43 NKJ)
2 I know a man in Christ who fourteen years ago-- whether in the body I do not know, or whether out of the body I do not know, God knows-- such a one
was caught up to the third heaven.
3 And I know such a man-- whether in the body or out of the body I do not know, God knows--
4 how he
was caught up into Paradise and heard inexpressible words, which it is not lawful for a man to utter. (2 Cor. 12:2-4 NKJ)
1) The human soul of Jesus went to hades and preached to the spirits in prison but God the Son never ceased to be in the Godhead with the Father and the Holy Spirit.
Christ can be in paradise in heaven and in Hades preaching at the same time. With God all things are possible.
2)The first resurrection happens among the saints in paradise in third heaven, THEN on earth during the rapture, during Christ's Parousia ("coming"). All Christians who have sold all they owned to follow Christ, died to self, are martyrs in Jesus:
13 But I do not want you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning those who have fallen asleep, lest you sorrow as others who have no hope.
14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again,
even so God will bring with Him those who sleep in Jesus.
15 For this we say to you by the word of the Lord, that we who are alive and remain until the coming (
3952 παρουσία parousia) of the Lord will by no means precede those who are asleep.
16 For
the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first.
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Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord.
18 Therefore comfort one another with these words (1 Thess. 4:13-18 NKJ)
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And I saw thrones, and they sat on them, and judgment was committed to them. Then I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded for their witness to Jesus and for the word of God, who had not worshiped the beast or his image, and had not received his mark on their foreheads or on their hands. And they lived and reigned with Christ for a thousand years.
5 But the rest of the dead did not live again until the thousand years were finished.
This is the first resurrection.
6 Blessed and holy is he who has part in the first resurrection. Over such the second death has no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with Him a thousand years. (Rev. 20:4-6 NKJ)
This is before Christ Triumphant enters Jerusalem with His holy angels to judge the Sheep and goats. These resurrected are "Christ's brethren" seated with Him during this judgment of unsaved Christendom from all the nations:
31 "When the Son of Man comes in His glory, and all the holy angels with Him, then He will sit on the throne of His glory.
32 "All the nations will be gathered before Him, and He will separate them one from another, as a shepherd divides his sheep from the goats.
33 "And He will set the sheep on His right hand, but the goats on the left.
34 "Then the King will say to those on His right hand,`Come, you blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
35 `for I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me drink; I was a stranger and you took Me in;
36 `I was naked and you clothed Me; I was sick and you visited Me; I was in prison and you came to Me.'
37 "Then the righteous will answer Him, saying,`Lord, when did we see You hungry and feed You, or thirsty and give You drink?
38 `When did we see You a stranger and take You in, or naked and clothe You?
39 `Or when did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?'
40 "And the King will answer and say to them,`Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of
these My brethren, you did it to Me.' (Matt. 25:31-40 NKJ)
Christ is pointing to them as He speaks "these My brethren". They are all who took part in the First Resurrection, Christ's Kings and Priests.
Christ's Kings and Priests sit with Christ during judgments of men and angels:
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Do you not know that the saints will judge the world? And if the world will be judged by you, are you unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
3
Do you not know that we shall judge angels? How much more, things that pertain to this life? (1 Cor. 6:2-3 NKJ)
3)
The rich man in Hades had to look up to see where the angels had carried Lazarus, because he wasn't in Hades:
22 "So it was that the beggar died, and
was carried by the angels to Abraham's bosom. The rich man also died and was buried.
23 "And being in torments in Hades,
he lifted up his eyes and saw Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. (Lk. 16:22-23 NKJ)
4) The fifth seal is opened before the first resurrection. They are still unclothed souls in heaven under the Altar of God, which is NOT in hades. They are given white robes to wear until the resurrection:
9 When He opened the fifth seal,
I saw under the altar the souls of those who had been slain for the word of God and for the testimony which they held.
10 And they cried with a loud voice, saying, "How long, O Lord, holy and true, until You judge and avenge our blood on those who dwell on the earth?"
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Then a white robe was given to each of them; and it was said to them that they should rest a little while longer, until both the number of their fellow servants and their brethren, who would be killed as they were, was completed.
(Rev. 6:9-11 NKJ)