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Battle of the squirrels thread.

Vic said:
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
Vic said:
As a squirrel, one has pondered our very existance. Were we created, a product of some weird evolutionary theory or something else. Hmm.....

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/theory/theory.html
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Ah! I don't need to know why I exist to take the offensive in the squirrel wars. :smt066
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Squirrels don't resort to violence. We are cunning creatures. Except for those flying squirrels. They spend so much time in the trees, where the oxygen is rather thin. Affects the brain, ya know? 8-) ;-)

StoveBolts said:
Well, according to the latest polls, most educated people seem to agree that THEY'RE SUPERNATURAL CRITTERS
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Well, some of us appear to be aliens. :lol:
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BANG :microwave:
 
Gray Squirrel Trapping Kit
This kit gives you everything you need to get started controlling nuisance gray squirrels all at a reduced price.
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Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
Nope, the fox squirrel survives again. :-D
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Did you edit my last post? I had you in that gobble de gook quote too!!!

We'll get dat pesky squirrel!!

Finally, a book that provides all the answers to your squirrel problems! Revised and even craftier than the first edition, which has sold over 110,000 copies.

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Bill Adler, Jr. on The Rosie O'Donnell Show showing
Rosie how to outwit squirrels.

Edit for source link :wink: http://www.adlerbooks.com/squirrels.html
 
Nope, Stove, I can't edit things here. I did see the quote that's why I responded. Odd. :-?

Judy, who's the grey squirrel? We have a ground, a flying and a fox squirrel. Unless, stove's a grey squirrel that capture kit won't help. :-D
 
Ok. I can see i've stepped into a web of deception here. Some of you who are masqureading as squirrels are really in fact humans. Do you think i just fell off a nut truck or what?
Brutus and Vic, you are telling a big fat (to put in nicer words) story. You aren't squirrels at all, i know you aren't.
What i need you to do is come over for coffee and a doughNUT one day and we'll have some dopey, um... i mean squirrel brew.
If you are squirrels you will be safe, but if not then you need to read this....
http://www.greysquirrel.net/cruel.html

If you have nothing to hide then come on over, i'll be waiting hehehehe! :-D
 
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
Nope, Stove, I can't edit things here. I did see the quote that's why I responded. Odd. :-?
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Hey! Something squirrelly is going on around here!! I was trying to out quote Vic.. Now all his layers of quotes are gone too!!!

I think Judy is the grey squirrel!!
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Duh.....How do we know that this isn't an attempt to get rid of the competion, flying squirrel? How about you visit my home instead?
 
W4H, you've aged since the last time I say you. Anyway, this is a squirrels only thread, who's side are you on Stove? Flying, Ground, Fox, or other. 8-)
 
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
W4H, you've aged since the last time I say you. Anyway, this is a squirrels only thread, who's side are you on Stove? Flying, Ground, Fox, or other. 8-)
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Any side that's winning 8-)
Hey, we don't need humility in this thread right? LOL

Gots to go, have fun till tomorrow!!
 
StoveBolts said:
Brutus/HisCatalyst said:
Nope, Stove, I can't edit things here. I did see the quote that's why I responded. Odd. :-?
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Hey! Something squirrelly is going on around here!! I was trying to out quote Vic.. Now all his layers of quotes are gone too!!!...
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Yes, it is strange. I went to edit a post earlier and when I hit 'submit', all I got was a "page cannot be displayed" message. When I went back to that post, it was gone! :o

This 'smells' like witchcraft. I bet that flying squirrel is behind all this. DO NOT go to her home. It's a trick, I say. Remember what almost happened to Hansel and Gretel? :roll:
 
Man you just never quit do ya Vic! I dont have the power to do these things you accuse me of. I don't practice witchcraft i am just plain crafty. Now, i have invited you over for some squirrel brew and not only do you refuse but you try and warn others to be as stuffy and rude as you are.
I come from a good family line, i'm not as bad as you think i am....I even want to introduce you to some of my family members if you would like to meet them, so here goes.....
http://www.greysquirrel.net/crime.html

As you can see we aren't as evil as you make us out to be but people are always making things up about us so pay that no mind....i beg you please come on over and have a brew... :P :smt030
 
I come from a good family line, i'm not as bad as you think i am....I even want to introduce you to some of my family members if you would like to meet them, so here goes.....
http://www.greysquirrel.net/crime.html
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:o With family like that, who needs enemies. What you failed to realize is that there was a secret link on that site that only honest, God-fearing gray ground squirrels could see. Guess what I found?

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<gasp> You're a fugitive flying squirrel! :o

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Uh oh, I think I owe you an apology. A <cough> reliable source has just informed me that this was nothing but a hoax by those pesky little varmints down at BPC. I guess the Devil really went down to Georgia! Johnny, rosin up your bow!

Their motive has yet to be revealed.
 
I'm having a complete psychological breakdown over this one! Even if it's some sick joke i feel i might not be able to pull myself together. I'll be spending the night at a hospital for the extremely fragile and nervous.
I hope y'all are proud of yourselves. :silly: :shocked!:
BPC is very close by.....somebody will pay for this one.
 
Hey, I'm innocent of this slanderous crime. I have no qualms with the flying squirrels, esspecially innocent flying squirrels. I think it was that grandpa Fox. 8-) Besides, who would trust a ground squirrel anyway. :P
 
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