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Coca Cola VS Pepsi

Mike, I would like to file a complaint against Mr. Cranberry, (aka jasoncran) he keeps offering me Pepsi and tempting me to drink it!

I am strong in the Coca Cola faith, though, Mike. I won't fall to the evil that is Pepsi!
 
This is a pepsi free zone!

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lol, pepsi is of the devil.

you shall drink pepsi , pepsi

lords shrieks" NoooooooooooooHHHH!"

i smile with an evil grin.
 
theLords said:
Mike, I would like to file a complaint against Mr. Cranberry, (aka jasoncran) he keeps offering me Pepsi and tempting me to drink it!

I am strong in the Coca Cola faith, though, Mike. I won't fall to the evil that is Pepsi!
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You know that blatant evil is not nearly as dangerous as that which disguises itself so closely to the Truth, that it leads people away. But those who know Him can tell a fraud from the Real Thing. Just thought I'd share that.

On an unrelated not, Pepsi tries to cloak itself as the real cola. Those who know the real thing can tell what the real thing is. I have faith in you! You know what the impostor is.

After election day, I love to see the electoral map draped in red. When I open the fridge, I hate to see blue. I wanna see red! Red is right!
 
Mike said:
You know that blatant evil is not nearly as dangerous as that which disguises itself so closely to the Truth, that it leads people away. But those who know Him can tell a fraud from the Real Thing. Just thought I'd share that.

On an unrelated not, Pepsi tries to cloak itself as the real cola. Those who know the real thing can tell what the real thing is. I have faith in you! You know what the impostor is.

After election day, I love to see the electoral map draped in red. When I open the fridge, I hate to see blue. I wanna see red! Red is right!
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last time i checked your state that has well detroit is far more blue then red.

hmm we in florida shifted more to the red then we were before save the obama abberation.

communistis gotta love em.
 
Mike said:
You know that blatant evil is not nearly as dangerous as that which disguises itself so closely to the Truth, that it leads people away. But those who know Him can tell a fraud from the Real Thing. Just thought I'd share that.

On an unrelated not, Pepsi tries to cloak itself as the real cola. Those who know the real thing can tell what the real thing is. I have faith in you! You know what the impostor is.

After election day, I love to see the electoral map draped in red. When I open the fridge, I hate to see blue. I wanna see red! Red is right!
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On a serious note, the Lord taught me that principle with a picture. It's nice to find the words that describe the picture He showed me stated in such an eloquent manner! Thanks

Jason, you just can't win buddy, come to the Red! See the Red! The Red is the path to Salivation!
 
honestly the only reason i dont drink alot of coke here is that its not very good. it used to be but the atlanta bottle co has watered it down so much.

and the pepsi are usually cheaper here.
 
jasoncran said:
honestly the only reason i dont drink alot of coke here is that its not very good. it used to be but the atlanta bottle co has watered it down so much.

and the pepsi are usually cheaper here.
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Is this a conspiracy theory? Coke is pinching pennies by watering down their pop?

:chair GET A HOLD OF YOUR SENSES! THEY'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU!!

Speaking of water, something that isn't made up in the mind, different bottled water tastes different. The best bottled water is for sure Dasani, which of course is brought to you by Coca Cola!

You're so good to me, Coke! You don't care if you make money! You just want to make me happy! I love you, too, Coke! :adore
 
Nick said:
Oh dear....


I'd rather pay more for my Coke! :D
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Have you ever wondered why Coke Burns when you drink it? (in a little old church lady voice) Could it be....Satan??? We know Pepsi is sweet like our Lord, and that Coke burns like the fires of Sheol. Keep that in mind the next time you look to digest the sludge in the red and white cans.
 
Look at a typical Coke can

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As you can see, it's mostly red. Why do you suppose they chose red as their primary color? What else does the color red represent. Well, among other things, it represents

  • Communism
  • Danger
  • Satan
  • Hell

What other things are red?

  • Stop lights (warnings)
  • Sunburns
  • Diaper rash
  • Various other rashes
  • Fire
  • Blood
  • Offal

There's more, but you get the idea. But it's not all red, it's also white. So, what could white represent? How about...

  • Coke (the kind you snort)
  • Heroin
  • White dwarfs ("dead" stars)
  • Tetramethylenedisulfotetramine (aka Tetramine, a kind of rat poison)
  • Baryte (the common naturally occuring form of barium, also used in rat poison)

But what about Pepsi?

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a typical can of Pepsi is mostly Blue, as are

  • A bright blue sky
  • A beutiful blue lake
  • The Blue Lagoon (If you come to Iceland, this is a must-see)
  • The beutiful blue Danube
  • Good music
  • The magnificent Blue Ridge Mountains

Pepsi uses red and white as secondary colors which, when put together with the blue, make drinking Pepsi patriotic, not only in the US but, more importantly, also in Iceland Norway and the Faroe Islands.
 
Theofilus said:
a typical can of Pepsi is mostly Blue, as are

  • A bright blue sky
  • A beutiful blue lake
  • The Blue Lagoon (If you come to Iceland, this is a must-see)
  • The beutiful blue Danube
  • Good music
  • The magnificent Blue Ridge Mountains
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It's not good to be blue. I feel bad for those who are blue. :sad
 
Mike said:
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It's not good to be blue. I feel bad for those who are blue. :sad
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Right... I forgot blueberries. They're delicous.
 
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