Daffynitions

[Claudya]

Heroes:
That's what a guy in a boat does.

 

[Deborah13]

View attachment 3962 Redneck math - Pie are not square, pie are round.

 

[jasoncran]

I should do a car or mechanical definition.

blinker fluid: a lubricant used in the blinkie things.

 

[TOG]

releave: To come back and leave again.

The TOG​

 

[jasoncran]

gps:

golf ball positioning system.

 

[Edward]

Smoke
What an electric motor runs on. When it leaks out, motor will no longer work.

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read

That is so true. Have you ever read Catcher in the Rye? Lamest storyline with an even lamer character that I ever wasted my time on!

 

[jasoncran]

Smoke
What an electric motor runs on. When it leaks out, motor will no longer work.



That is so true. Have you ever read Catcher in the Rye? Lamest storyline with an even lamer character that I ever wasted my time on!

so that means the electric cars wont last long,lol

 

[Edward]

I joked with a customer lady one time and said, someone let the smoke out of the motor, it needs replaced...and she said oh so there is smoke inside it, I thought so! I had to tell her I was joking and she felt real stupid.

 

[jasoncran]

I joked with a customer lady one time and said, someone let the smoke out of the motor, it needs replaced...and she said oh so there is smoke inside it, I thought so! I had to tell her I was joking and she felt real stupid.

I will use that one some unsuspecting soldier fresh out of basic.

 

[Edward]

I will use that one some unsuspecting soldier fresh out of basic.

That will be hilarious, but you can't let 'em walk away thinking it's the truth!

Blamestorming
Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

 

[reba]

sure ya can

 

[farouk]

Bureaucracy:

Defintion: perpetually takes under advisement. as an end in itself

 

[farouk]

so that means the electric cars wont last long,lol

I like the idea of electric cars...

 

[jasoncran]

I like the idea of electric cars...

im a realistic on that.
ask rick w for some good facts on the cons on that.

that said smart meter. a meter that talks back to the customer in a sarcastic manner.

 

[Edward]

Bureaucracy:

Defintion: perpetually takes under advisement. as an end in itself

Oh. Learn something new everyday. I always thought Bureaucracy meant;


Bureaucracy: Capital Punishment.

 

[jasoncran]

thesaurus: a type of dinosaur that eats words

 

[TOG]

bureaucracy
noun
compound word comprised of two parts - "bureau"- a chest of drawers and "cracy" - ending meaning "rule of" or "rule by", so "rule by furniture".

The TOG​

 

[jasoncran]

theocracy: theo rules!

 

[Claudya]

That is so true. Have you ever read Catcher in the Rye? Lamest storyline with an even lamer character that I ever wasted my time on!

How about you write a better one?

 

[jasoncran]

I haven't read catcher in the rye in a while. that is banned here in florida now. it Is was rather boring.