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dumb things and really dumb things
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Theofilus
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You cut yourself with a hatchet? :o That doesn't sound good at all. I hope it's not too serious.
jasoncran
Member
well i caught myself on fire. that was rather dumb. lets see, once i cost the city 2k in a matter of minutes. oh that was lovely day. ran over the lift with truck and took out the gas tank(forgot to lower the extensions).
and the best, charged the ac system and got the freon in it and i forgot to fully connect the quick connect so it never got cold and i saw why and rather empty the system i Pull it apart. oil and freon went everywhere and the thing had 100 psi min pressure.
and the best, charged the ac system and got the freon in it and i forgot to fully connect the quick connect so it never got cold and i saw why and rather empty the system i Pull it apart. oil and freon went everywhere and the thing had 100 psi min pressure.
Mike
Member
Reba, I'm not sure I understand. Are you saying you had a premonition that if you take one more chop, you're going hit your hand? I think that's the gist. Sorry if you did take a whack at your "dumb self".
This post is just too cute. Sorry, but I can't look at your avatar and not read these words from the perspective of a 4 year-old girl. Kinda reminds me of the new Subway campaign. This cracks me up!! :toofunny
[video=youtube;FlSunIGL6yE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlSunIGL6yE[/video]
handy
Member
It's not the worst thing I've heard, Reba...close, but not the worst...
By far the worst was my good friend Nate who managed to stab himself in the back, so badly he needed stitches.
For some reason he kept this long knife, blade pointing down in the seam of his kitchen table where the leaf goes. I never really understood why he kept the knife that way, maybe he thought it was handy...oh well...one day he crawled under the table to pick up something and came up right up on the knife. Had to go to the emergency room and the doctor was like, do we call the cops? How do you explain to an ER doctor that you stabbed yourself in the back. Fortunately, he just needed the stitches, no permanent damage done.
Hope your finger is OK and you don't need stitches or anything!
By far the worst was my good friend Nate who managed to stab himself in the back, so badly he needed stitches.
For some reason he kept this long knife, blade pointing down in the seam of his kitchen table where the leaf goes. I never really understood why he kept the knife that way, maybe he thought it was handy...oh well...one day he crawled under the table to pick up something and came up right up on the knife. Had to go to the emergency room and the doctor was like, do we call the cops? How do you explain to an ER doctor that you stabbed yourself in the back. Fortunately, he just needed the stitches, no permanent damage done.
Hope your finger is OK and you don't need stitches or anything!
Thanks for the laughs guys makes the little owie feel better! It is just little. The pride was more hurt....
Stabbing your self in the back that is really dumb!
Love those sub commercials.. "You want to be my boyfriend" Scary.... Mike your starting to understand me...
If i ever visit FLA i want to know Jason is not working that day......
nope not bad theo just really dumb
Stabbing your self in the back that is really dumb!
Love those sub commercials.. "You want to be my boyfriend" Scary.... Mike your starting to understand me...
If i ever visit FLA i want to know Jason is not working that day......
nope not bad theo just really dumb
l'Chante
Member
Amateurs... 
2 I once decided to give myself a wax before going to the beach. I stood next to the bath and put my right foot on the side of the bath, smeared the wax on my 'inner-thigh' and reached for the strips. I couldn't reach it so I took my foot of the side of the bath. :shocked!
2 I once decided to give myself a wax before going to the beach. I stood next to the bath and put my right foot on the side of the bath, smeared the wax on my 'inner-thigh' and reached for the strips. I couldn't reach it so I took my foot of the side of the bath. :shocked!
jasoncran
Member
LOL. trust me if i went into the declassified old cold war era stuff that you all didnt know about its scary:oLIKE
twice enemy aircraft landed in american controlled airbases and werent challenged nor was the pilot detained as they went what? SHOPPING one pilot in russian and the other in cuban uniforms to the bx!this happened in homestead afb, in miami and rammein,afb within the REAGEAN DAYS.:o
IS it cool to ask for prayer when you are setting out to do a dumb thing?
I will be heading out checking fence with a friend. It is a 60 mile quad ride. some ,on dirt road, some trail and some, not that good!
One hill or cliff is kinda scary..... God please bless me in my stupidity....
I will be heading out checking fence with a friend. It is a 60 mile quad ride. some ,on dirt road, some trail and some, not that good!
One hill or cliff is kinda scary..... God please bless me in my stupidity....
Amateurs...
The things we do hehe we can sure embarrass our pride
;)Thank you! i am home safe and sound!
God's creation is wonderful. The few clouds looked like we could have reached out and hugged em. The smell of sage so fresh and alive... Watching the antelope scampering along...the cattle munchen away The wild mustangs their beauty all that make ya forget about the cow poo and the barbs on the wire and the scary hills..
God's creation is wonderful. The few clouds looked like we could have reached out and hugged em. The smell of sage so fresh and alive... Watching the antelope scampering along...the cattle munchen away The wild mustangs their beauty all that make ya forget about the cow poo and the barbs on the wire and the scary hills..
Pard
Member
Oh man... Think that's dumb?
I was fooling around with some friends in my backyard one night. We were having a fire and just hanging out, nothing bad or illegal. Anyways, I ran in and got a can of that Axe bodyspray junk. I had not used it in years and even then I'd used it like once. So I had a full can and a lighter...
Anyways ten minutes later I had a jet of fire shooting out of it. Well it turns out that Axe is flammable itself, not just the aerosol inside of it. So when the aerosol ran out the Axe stuff started dripping down my arm... Have you ever seen your entire arm on fire? It's kind of scary! Luckily Coke puts out fires and only leaves you with a fine coating of melted sugar.
Another time with fire... I was at a friends house and I had stopped at the grocery store and got a bottle of non-dairy creamer. That stuff is wicked flammable when it is in the air. So You hold a flame and then dump the stuff on top of it and it makes a GIANT fire ball. Anyways, the hair on my arm is still growing back, two years later. :D
FYI, when they say "Don't attempt this at home" on Mythbuster, apparently they mean it!
OK, one last stupid story.
My mom, God bless her, that my dad and I would find hours of entertainment watching this dry ice block melt and fog up the kitchen. Well that got boring after like five minutes. Luckily I am a VERY resourceful young man! So I crammed a bunch of the stuff in a coke bottle and added a little water and than capped it and stuck it int he back yard...
BOOOOOM!
We did that a few times with some 20oz bottles. Then we got bored again. So we packed a 2 liter bottle with the remaining dry ice and added a healthy dose of water. I capped it and ran it out of the house. I was still holding it in my hand when it blew up. Not only could I not feel my arm for a good hour, I was picking plastic out from under my skin for the next two days...
Sometime I'll tell you guys about how stupid an idea it is to have sword fights with soldering irons that are plugged in...
I was fooling around with some friends in my backyard one night. We were having a fire and just hanging out, nothing bad or illegal. Anyways, I ran in and got a can of that Axe bodyspray junk. I had not used it in years and even then I'd used it like once. So I had a full can and a lighter...
Anyways ten minutes later I had a jet of fire shooting out of it. Well it turns out that Axe is flammable itself, not just the aerosol inside of it. So when the aerosol ran out the Axe stuff started dripping down my arm... Have you ever seen your entire arm on fire? It's kind of scary! Luckily Coke puts out fires and only leaves you with a fine coating of melted sugar.
Another time with fire... I was at a friends house and I had stopped at the grocery store and got a bottle of non-dairy creamer. That stuff is wicked flammable when it is in the air. So You hold a flame and then dump the stuff on top of it and it makes a GIANT fire ball. Anyways, the hair on my arm is still growing back, two years later. :D
FYI, when they say "Don't attempt this at home" on Mythbuster, apparently they mean it!
OK, one last stupid story.
My mom, God bless her, that my dad and I would find hours of entertainment watching this dry ice block melt and fog up the kitchen. Well that got boring after like five minutes. Luckily I am a VERY resourceful young man! So I crammed a bunch of the stuff in a coke bottle and added a little water and than capped it and stuck it int he back yard...
BOOOOOM!
We did that a few times with some 20oz bottles. Then we got bored again. So we packed a 2 liter bottle with the remaining dry ice and added a healthy dose of water. I capped it and ran it out of the house. I was still holding it in my hand when it blew up. Not only could I not feel my arm for a good hour, I was picking plastic out from under my skin for the next two days...
Sometime I'll tell you guys about how stupid an idea it is to have sword fights with soldering irons that are plugged in...
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Theofilus
Guest
While I didn't do this one, I was, in a way, the cause of it...
When I was a teenager, I lived in Oklahoma. On all the campouts I went on with my Boy Scout troop, I never got a tic. I had, in fact, never seen one. When we moved back to Iceland, in the summer of 1975, we put all our stuff in a trailer and drove to Norfolk, VA, where we put it on a ship headed for Iceland. One of my parents' Icelandic freinds came with us. One evening, after we had checked into a motel for the night, Hjalti (my parents' freind) discovered that he had a tic in his thigh. He was about to pull it out, when I told him not to. The head would be left and could get infected. Then I explained the two ways I had learned in the Boy Scouts of getting rid of tics.
If you have some oil, just put a drop on the tic, and it will come out to breath. Well, being in a motel, we didn't have any oil, but he did have some after shave. I wasn't sure it would work, but we decided to give it a try. He poured after shave all over his thigh, but without any result. The tic just stayed there without moving. Then I told him the second method. Light a match, let it burn for a while, blow it out and then touch it to the tic. The heat will make it come out.
Now, even though this was nearly 36 years ago, I'm sure I remember telling him to blow out the match. Well... on the bright side, it got rid of the tic.
When I was a teenager, I lived in Oklahoma. On all the campouts I went on with my Boy Scout troop, I never got a tic. I had, in fact, never seen one. When we moved back to Iceland, in the summer of 1975, we put all our stuff in a trailer and drove to Norfolk, VA, where we put it on a ship headed for Iceland. One of my parents' Icelandic freinds came with us. One evening, after we had checked into a motel for the night, Hjalti (my parents' freind) discovered that he had a tic in his thigh. He was about to pull it out, when I told him not to. The head would be left and could get infected. Then I explained the two ways I had learned in the Boy Scouts of getting rid of tics.
If you have some oil, just put a drop on the tic, and it will come out to breath. Well, being in a motel, we didn't have any oil, but he did have some after shave. I wasn't sure it would work, but we decided to give it a try. He poured after shave all over his thigh, but without any result. The tic just stayed there without moving. Then I told him the second method. Light a match, let it burn for a while, blow it out and then touch it to the tic. The heat will make it come out.
Now, even though this was nearly 36 years ago, I'm sure I remember telling him to blow out the match. Well... on the bright side, it got rid of the tic.