Fail this and get sued!

[Classik]

No one should fail this. Yet majority will fail this.

 

[Slider]

eight

 

[Classik]

Eight? My goodness!

 

[Slider]

What? Should I get a lawyer?

 

[for_his_glory]

apple = 175

 

[Classik]

What? Should I get a lawyer?

You sure need a lawyer

 

[Classik]

apple = 175

wooooow. Really

 

[Slider]

If the apple were an "X" the problem would read 25x + 10 = 210. In math that would read 25 times x, plus ten equals 210. That would make x equal to 8 because 25 times 8 is 200. Then you add 10 and you get 210.

The apple is only a symbol of an unknown integer, which is made known by the answer of 210.

That is, unless we are getting into some kind of funny math.

 

[Sparkey]

(From The Weekly Standard [Raleigh, North Carolina], 29 October 1862.)

OLD ABE GETS OFF ANOTHER JOKE. -- A couple of Abolitionists having called upon Old Abe to persuade him to issue his Emancipation Proclamation -- that is, before he issued it -- he got off the following good thing and knock down argument against his own act:

"You remember the slave who asked his master -- if I should call a sheep's tail a leg, how many legs would it have? 'Five.' 'No, only four, for my calling the tail a leg would not make it so.' Now, gentlemen, if I say to the slaves, 'you are free,' they will be no more free than at present."​

The answer to the question:

This is a picture of an apple. A red delicious apple, to be precise.

 

[Claudya]

This is a picture of an apple. A red delicious apple, to be precise.

Haha I was going to say something like that.
"That's the fruit of an apple tree (Malus Domestica), precisely it's an accessory fruit composed not of the plant's ovaries, but of the tissue surrounding them. Due to the sweet-sour taste apples are a popular dish in many countrys."

 

[Sparkey]

... not of the plant's ovaries

I, for one, am glad you clarified that for me. I do eat plant gentiles but not sure that I want them in my apple pie.

 

[Claudya]

I do eat plant gentiles but not sure that I want them in my apple pie.

Gentiles? You mean, like, non-jewish heathen people? Yeah I wouldn't want them in my apple pie either.

So either I'm not getting some joke here, or you misspelled "genitals". :p

 

[Sparkey]

Ooops. You caught me.

Sometimes my fingers think that I'm on a Christian forum and type things then my eyes fail to read them well... I crack me up :toofunny

 

[Obadiah]

Well your certainly right. Ever since I saw that movie several years ago I don't like genitals in my apple pie either.

 

[jasoncran]

what about them gentile apples that eve ate?if it was kosher she wouldn't have sinned.

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Ooops. You caught me.

Sometimes my fingers think that I'm on a Christian forum and type things then my eyes fail to read them well... I crack me up :toofunny

Or, to paraphrase Chonda Pierce, thinks don't get sanctified before they come spilling out of your fingers. I crack me up, too. (Or at least, Chonda Pierce does.) :toofunny

 

[Claudya]

Well your certainly right. Ever since I saw that movie several years ago I don't like genitals in my apple pie either.

Yeah that was an image more troubling than all splatter movies I've seen combined together.

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

The general tone of this thread has deteriorated rapidly. :toofunny

 

[Classik]

The thread has gone the snakeyamoebaeic journey:D