Given by choice or by request

[agua.]

Hm... is it good for a marriage if the husband's head resembles the wife's bottom? Hm... it probably is.

Oh now that's low. But then it could be a compliment I'm not sure you're sneaky. : D

 

[Claudya]

Oh now that's low. But then it could be a compliment I'm not sure you're sneaky. : D

Well everyone could tell you belong together.

 

[agua.]

Well everyone could tell you belong together.

hmmm still uncertain if intention is complimentary.

 

[Kathi]

What if the pants DON'T make her look fat?

Ya,what if the pants are like......OH BABY!!!!

 

[Claudya]

hmmm still uncertain if intention is complimentary.

I leave it to you to choose.

 

[Claudya]

Ya,what if the pants are like......OH BABY!!!!

Exactly. Some of us are in a perfect shape!

 

[agua.]

I leave it to you to choose.

Exactly. Some of us are in a perfect shape!

ah ok I coose the perfect shaped head. :D

 

[Kathi]

Exactly. Some of us are in a perfect shape!

Yes,if you look at me from my ankles downward.

 

[TOG]

What if the pants DON'T make her look fat?

Then the conversation goes something like this...

Wife: Do these pants make me look fat?
Husband: No, the pants don't make you look fat.
Wife: So, you're saying I look fat whatever I wear?
Husband: No, that's not what I meant.
Wife: Then just what did you mean?
Husband: I meant that you don't look fat in those pants.
Wife: So, you're saying that I'm fat but these pants hide it?
Husband: I'll sleep on the couch tonight.

The TOG​

 

[agua.]

Then the conversation goes something like this...

Wife: Do these pants make me look fat?
Husband: No, the pants don't make you look fat.
Wife: So, you're saying I look fat whatever I wear?
Husband: No, that's not what I meant.
Wife: Then just what did you mean?
Husband: I meant that you don't look fat in those pants.
Wife: So, you're saying that I'm fat but these pants hide it?
Husband: I'll sleep on the couch tonight.

The TOG​

I can see you're single as well TOG :D

 

[Kathi]

Then the conversation goes something like this...

Wife: Do these pants make me look fat?
Husband: No, the pants don't make you look fat.
Wife: So, you're saying I look fat whatever I wear?
Husband: No, that's not what I meant.
Wife: Then just what did you mean?
Husband: I meant that you don't look fat in those pants.
Wife: So, you're saying that I'm fat but these pants hide it?
Husband: I'll sleep on the couch tonight.

The TOG​

Sounds to me like the wife is fishing for a fight or confrontation.

 

[Deborah13]

Sounds to me like the wife is fishing for a fight or confrontation.

Sounds to me like she may be insecure and not happy with the way she looks.

 

[Kathi]

Sounds to me like she may be insecure and not happy with the way she looks.

Yes,that too

 

[TOG]

I can see you're single as well TOG :biggrin

How did you know?

The TOG​

 

[Edward]

Consider the possibilities...

Q: Do these pants make me look fat?
A1: Yes, those pants make you look fat. (You're in trouble)
A2: No, the pants don't make you look fat. (You're in more trouble.)
A3: <Silence> (You're in the biggest trouble of all).

Since there's no way out of it, you might as well have some fun and use the second answer.

The TOG​

Oh, do you always walk right into the girls trap/trick questions? How about:

Q: Do these pants make my bottom look fat?
A: You look awesome babe, let's go.

(or if they do not flatter her, and you want to be honest...) (so she doesn't go out in something un-flattering, like the girls said!)

A: You're not fat, but the other pair does look nicer on you...

Or if you really want to boost her poor wittle ego a bit, you could go with the flattering dodge: (LOL)

A: I dunno, but I know one thing, you still look better naked. Wanna just stay home instead and cuddle?

:biggrin

 

[Kathi]

Oh, do you always walk right into the girls trap/trick questions? How about:

Q: Do these pants make my bottom look fat?
A: You look awesome babe, let's go.

(or if they do not flatter her, and you want to be honest...) (so she doesn't go out in something un-flattering, like the girls said!)

A: You're not fat, but the other pair does look nicer on you...

Or if you really want to boost her poor wittle ego a bit, you could go with the flattering dodge: (LOL)

A: I dunno, but I know one thing, you still look better naked. Wanna just stay home instead and cuddle?

:biggrin

Hmmm...

 

[TOG]

King Solomon had 300 wives and 700 concubines, so I figured he must have known something about romance. I looked up how he did it and tried it, but all it got me was a slap in the face. I said all the correct biblical things like "Your neck is like an ivory tower", "Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon", "Your teeth are like a flock of sheep" and "You are like a palm tree and your breasts are like its clusters". It worked for King Solomon, why didn't it work for me?

The TOG​

 

[Kathi]

King Solomon had 300 wives and 700 concubines, so I figured he must have known something about romance. I looked up how he did it and tried it, but all it got me was a slap in the face. I said all the correct biblical things like "Your neck is like an ivory tower", "Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon", "Your teeth are like a flock of sheep" and "You are like a palm tree and your breasts are like its clusters". It worked for King Solomon, why didn't it work for me?

The TOG​

The Song of Solomon.

 

[TOG]

The Song of Solomon.

That must have been one strange looking lady he was writing about. Is there any artist here among us who can draw a picture of a woman that looks like a palm tree, with clusters of dates as breasts, sheep as teeth and a nose like a tower? I think it would be interesting to see what she looked like.

The TOG​

 

[Kathi]

That must have been one strange looking lady he was writing about. Is there any artist here among us who can draw a picture of a woman that looks like a palm tree, with clusters of dates as breasts, sheep as teeth and a nose like a tower? I think it would be interesting to see what she looked like.

The TOG​

It seems like poetry to me.