Hey Brian, ponder this...

[Vic C.]

You Might Be a Redneck if...

1-Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

2-You've totaled every car you've ever owned.

3-Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.

4-You've ever bought a used cap.

5-You ever cut your grass and found a car.

6-You burn your yard rather than mow it.

7-Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.

8-The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

9-You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

and...

10-You own a homemade fur coat.

 

[stovebolts]

:rolling :rolling :rolling :rolling :rolling :rolling :rolling :rolling :rolling :rolling

 

[Caroline H]

5-You ever cut your grass and found a car.

:toofunny

 

[GojuBrian]

You walk your kids to school because you are in the SAME grade...

Your porch collapsed and killed 5dogs in the process....

You and your mother-in law have the same last name....

 

[jasoncran]

in ur driveway is a ford, or dodge, chevy truck, with a rebel flag on it
u use ur airboat on its trailer to move the truck that has a blown engine around town( i've had a freind do that to get his truck home)
u go to the local walmart to hear about the lastest gossip

 

[Nick]

YAY! I'm not a redneck!

 

[Vic C.]

... you think taking out the trash means taking your in-laws to the movies.

 

[jasoncran]

YAY! I'm not a redneck!

funny one, there nick, red neck actually mean farmer, but came to be a stereotype for stupid southerners

you might be redneck if....

u define the word assisin to mean the to sass back,soldier means to sell as in sold her sold any word

 

[Nick]

... you think taking out the trash means taking your in-laws to the movies.

I'm a redneck! :biglol

 

[Nick]

YAY! I'm not a redneck!

funny one, there nick, red neck actually mean farmer, but came to be a stereotype for stupid southerners

you might be redneck if....

u define the word assisin to mean the to sass back,soldier means to sell as in sold her sold any word

in Australia we take redneck to mean a bogan, which is, as you mentioned, as stereotype for stupid southerners.

 

[jasoncran]

... you think taking out the trash means taking your in-laws to the movies.

:rolling :biglol :crazy

 

[GojuBrian]

I'm a proud southern redneck. :eyebrow

Here's a REAL redneck.

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend

 

[jasoncran]

or a texan, yes i recall when our country was that way, count me in on that

jason

 

[walter]

Amen, Amen and AMEN!!

I'm originally from New Jersey but moved to Oklahoma when I was 16. I'm proud of the values and respect I lived amongst out there!

 

[Lewis]

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

:biglol :biglol :biglol :biglol :biglol :biglol :biglol :biglol :biglol :biglol

 

[jasoncran]

u leave the christmas decorations up year round
u are offended that people call ur music inbredding music
u watch hehaw reruns or the dukes of hazzard reruns
u refer to northerners as yankees

 

[GojuBrian]

Are northerners not yankees? :gah

 

[jasoncran]

brian in florida we call the northerners either yankees or snowbirds, either way it means the elderly who cant drive, complain about the price of everything,and my favorite in New York we do it this way.

jason

 

[Rick W]

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[Free]

^^ LOL! :rolling Gotta love rednecks.