I have an announcment

[Corn Pop]

Thats right ladies and gentleman, im running for President.

Next time.

Kiwidan two thousand and twenty something all the way.

Thats right, yea, thats right. All the way.

All day. All day. Bring it on.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Go Kiwidan!
We want Kiwi!

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Now you need to write a speech.
Remember, you have to promise everyone "MORE!".

 

[Corn Pop]

In one hour i only have one fan. lol. This is rank. I thought by now this place would be pumping hail kiwidans.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

In one hour i only have one fan. lol. This is rank. I thought by now this place would be pumping hail kiwidans.

Everyone is still in bed.

 

[JohnDB]

What about coffee, soft drinks and other adult beverages?

Then there is the bathtub problem
..bathtubs and swimming pools kill more people every year than cigarettes. And usually it's children.... Do it for the children.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

We need to do a fund raiser.
We need lobbyists.
Let's see, where to start.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I know, Barbarian.
He carries a lot of weight.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

We need someone to run against you.
A woman?
A democrat?
A monster?
An alien?

I know.
We'll get Reba.

 

[JohnDB]

We need someone to run against you.
A woman?
A democrat?
A monster?
An alien?

I know.
We'll get Reba.

A dictatorship?
I vote for a monarchy.

 

[Corn Pop]

Everyone is still in bed.

You said the lounge needed some entertainment, so I have decided to run for President at some time in the future.

I need to come up with some type of moto slogan thing.

 

[JohnDB]

You said the lounge needed some entertainment, so I have decided to run for President at some time in the future.

I need to come up with some type of moto slogan thing.

Dump the Trump,
Make a stand with Kiwidan

 

[Hospes]

Slogan:
A bit of hope, a bit of change, but pretty much on cruise.
Cheer: (Hopefully, performed by native New Zealander's in traditional dress.)
kiwidan,
he's our man,
if he cant do it,
no one will care.

Edited: Rev 2

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I need to come up with some type of moto slogan thing.

Kiwidan, 'da man wit' 'da plan!

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

If Kiwi's the big shot, then we can all smoke pot.
(no, that's no good...)

If Kiwi leads, then everyone bleeds.
(what's wrong with me, these aren't working...).

 

[Deborah13]

In one hour i only have one fan. lol. This is rank. I thought by now this place would be pumping hail kiwidans.

Are you a natural born citizen of the US?

 

[reba]

" as Clinton said. "What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?"

 

[Mike S]

Oh, don't worry about Kiwi being natural born American citizen. Heck, don't even worry about the Constitution, that's so yesterday. Kiwi for king!!!!

You'll need a lot of highly paid yes men around you. Don't forget your friends here. :wink:wink

 

[Mike]

I'm in! I'm in! In fact, I'll write you in this next November, and I'm mostly serious about that. I've had half a mind to write Homer Simpson in, given the choices we'll have, but I have more confidence in you than Homer. You'll need an internal background check, just for your own sake, and I'll volunteer for that duty. I'll just need your SS#, bank account number(s), a full list of your on-line accounts with passwords, and a detailed list of people who might possibly have anything untoward about you to go to the media with. My findings will be confidential, and I will only share them with you.

Kiwi in 2020! Cause what else you got?!!!

That's gold! I'm telling you, it's a can't miss!

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Is this Kiwi???