I have an announcment

[Mike]

Is this Kiwi???

Man, I hope not. I withdraw my support if it is.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Man, I hope not. I withdraw my support if it is.

We mustn't get too hasty here.
I heard he only looks like that guy.
We all have lookalikes you know.

 

[Mike S]

Is this Kiwi???

Seems like he should be able to afford a better tie. Just saying.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Is this Kiwi???

He sure does look like a politician.

 

[jasonc]

Thats right ladies and gentleman, im running for President.

Next time, like what is it, 2020 or something.

Yea, thats right . Scrutinize me all you like fools.

Kiwidan two thousand and twenty something all the way.

Thats right, yea, thats right. All the way.

All day. All day. Bring it on.

if you are going to ban oxidane , you have my support

 

[Corn Pop]

I'm in! I'm in! In fact, I'll write you in this next November, and I'm mostly serious about that. I've had half a mind to write Homer Simpson in, given the choices we'll have, but I have more confidence in you than Homer. You'll need an internal background check, just for your own sake, and I'll volunteer for that duty. I'll just need your SS#, bank account number(s), a full list of your on-line accounts with passwords, and a detailed list of people who might possibly have anything untoward about you to go to the media with. My findings will be confidential, and I will only share them with you.

Kiwi in 2020! Cause what else you got?!!!

That's gold! I'm telling you, it's a can't miss!

There is nothing in my email just a heap of spam. I have only ever written one email in my life, that was to my mother saying happy birthday about 5 years ago.

And a backgroud check, my record is sparkly clean, give and take 2 traffic tickets in 20 years.

 

[Mike]

There is nothing in my email just a heap of spam. I have only ever written one email in my life, that was to my mother saying happy birthday about 5 years ago.

And a backgroud check, go ahead, my record is clean

I'll be the judge of that. You get busy kissing babies, and let me do my job. Better I find something than the liberals.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

There is nothing in my email just a heap of spam. I have only ever written one email in my life, that was to my mother saying happy birthday about 5 years ago.

And a backgroud check, my record is sparkly clean, give and take 2 traffic tickets in 20 years.

That's not sparkling clean.
Reba and the Democrats will nail you on that.
We need something to counter with.

 

[Corn Pop]

Yea I could picture that. On and off medication, suffered depression and anxietys. Not fit for the job.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Yea I could picture that. On and off medication, suffered depression and anxietys. Not fit for the job.

We need votes.
Start offering everyone "more".

 

[jasonc]

We need votes.
Start offering everyone "more".

He could sell pot for votes,beer,food as well.

 

[Mike]

Yea I could picture that. On and off medication, suffered depression and anxietys. Not fit for the job.

Well, it was a good run. You really pulled the country together while you were at it.

 

[Corn Pop]

It was worth a try. I am officially standing down. I quit. Too much stress and pressure.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

It was worth a try. I am officially standing down. I quit. Too much stress and pressure.

I knew it all along that it would happen.
Reba and the Democrats ruined us.

 

[Mike S]

It was worth a try. I am officially standing down. I quit. Too much stress and pressure.

What???? You lasted all of about 14 hours. And, I just mailed you a $25,000 donation check. Don't cash it.


Wimp.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

If Kiwi's the big shot, then we can all smoke pot.
(no, that's no good...)

If Kiwi leads, then everyone bleeds.
(what's wrong with me, these aren't working...).

Yeah.....maybe you better just stick to being our forum troll.

 

[jasonc]

Yeah.....maybe you better just stick to being our forum troll.

2 trolls and one derailer.

 

[AirDancer]

kiwidan , you can't stand down now!

The poll I took earlier shows that you 77% favorability with women in all age groups; a 64% of the entire eligible voting populace who said you are their #1 choice for 2020 ...not to mention groups on 94% of all college/university campuses who would rally for you, carry signs, be 'seriously offended' should some other candidate's name is chalked on campus sidewalks.

Plus, you are the Top Choice in northern states, particularly New York... southern states (gotta love Florida!) ... the Midwest as well as the western states. The Alaskans? Well, they want to know more about you. And the Hawaiians want you to visit them for a month, traveling about to meet them, before they'll take part in a survey.

 

[Mike]

Well, it seems the people have spoken, Kiwi. It's not up to you anymore. Not your decision. A reluctant candidate you may be, but you're the our candidate, nonetheless.

HAIL TO KIWI! ALL HAIL TO KIWI 2020!

 

[Corn Pop]

Yea well, if people love me I cannot help that. Its not my fault im so great.