Idiot Number Six of 2006

[Guest]

Idiot Number Six of 2006

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled
first bandit shot him.

 

[Vic C.]

Further proof that crime doesn't pay. :-D

 

[Gabbylittleangel]

How about the two who stole an exotic pet from a pet store, then returned the following day asking for instructions on how to take care of it?

 

[Judy]

Or how about the guy who robbed a bank and took off his overall that he wore during the robbery and threw them in the trash as he ran away and forgot his wallet was in them. :o :

 

[Vic C.]

There was a woman recently that complained to an officer that she was ripped off for $20.00 she gave someone for some 'crack'. She insisted the officer get her money back! :o

 

[Guest]

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and
wrote, "this iz a stickup put all yur muny in this bag.

"While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to
worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police
before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and
crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in
line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.

She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors, that he wasn't the
brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his
stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and
that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back
to Bank of America.

Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a
few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.

 

[Guest]

1.A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured
his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the
mail, a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent
the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received
a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time, of
handcuffs.

He immediately mailed in his $40.

2.A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of
the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the
robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf
He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused
and said, "I don't believe you are over 21."

The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him
because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's
license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it
over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in
the bag.

The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly
called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got
off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

3.Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a
life raft from one of the 747's.They were successful in getting it out of
the plane and home.

Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast
Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was
homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was
inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.

Apparently these are true stories.