Inspirational Quotes

[Edward]

I was thinking about eating out tonight, so I went to McDonalds.
Which of your above am I?

You're talking about an idea you had to go to McDonalds so you must be a wise man.

OTOH, I haven't eaten at McD's for years and years cuz that's not wise thing to do, lol!

 

[Titus]

I am the truth the way and the life , no man comes to the Father but by Me .
JESUS CHRIST the GLORIOUS LORD .

 

[hawkman]

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Steven Wright

 

[Hopeful]

You're talking about an idea you had to go to McDonalds so you must be a wise man.

OTOH, I haven't eaten at McD's for years and years cuz that's not wise thing to do, lol!

"Moderation in all things."

 

[Titus]

Rejoice in the Lord always and again i say rejoice .

 

[Marvelloustime]

Rejoice in the Lord always and again i say rejoice .

Amen. Even so, come Lord Jesus.

 

[Marvelloustime]

I am the truth the way and the life , no man comes to the Father but by Me .
JESUS CHRIST the GLORIOUS LORD .

Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you shall be saved.

 

[Edward]

Love is one way street. Marriage is a two way street.
-E.

 

[Edward]

If you are depressed you are living in the past.
If you are anxious you are living in the future.
If you are at peace you are living in the present.
-WOTA

 

[Edward]

Time is a created thing. To say I don't have time is like saying, I don't want to.
-

 

[hawkman]

A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to rend, a time to sew
A time for love, a time for hate
A time for peace, I swear it's not too late

Pete Seeger

I guess you sang this quote .

Ecclesiastes 3

 

[hawkman]

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Bill Vaughan

 

[hawkman]

I am not afraid... I was born to do this.

Joan of Arc

 

[hawkman]

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

Orson Welles

 

[Edward]

Do not Marry a person who's television is bigger than their book collection.
-??

 

[hawkman]

How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Abraham Lincoln

 

[Edward]

Man without woman is head without body;
Woman without man, is body without head.
-German Wisdom

 

[Edward]

Congressman should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can identify their corporate sponsors.

 

[D-D-W]

Congressman should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can identify their corporate sponsors.

 

[hawkman]

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Emo Philips