Inspirational Quotes

[hawkman]

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

Carl Reiner

 

[Edward]

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly."
Specialization is for Insects.
-Robert Heinlein (Time Enough For Love)

 

[Edward]

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is ok because the sin of pi is always zero.
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[Edward]

"Our brain has very sensitive nerve cells, which allow us to feel the truth even when it is not yet available."
-Nikola Tesla

 

[Edward]

"You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
-A woman.

 

[Carly Mac]

"Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest." Mark Twain

 

[Carly Mac]

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.- Dolly Parton

 

[christian1724]

"You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
-A woman.

It all depends on how they are holding it. When they hold it at arms length with two fingers you don't have to worry so much.

 

[Edward]

It all depends on how they are holding it. When they hold it at arms length with two fingers you don't have to worry so much.

Yeah, I know. But her ears were laid back flat and she was growling. Still kind of scary, lol.

 

[Edward]

You can actually shoot quite a few pistols by using two fingers.

 

[christian1724]

You can actually shoot quite a few pistols by using two fingers.

Hmmmm, yes, but I hate to ask what happened to the other two fingers.

 

[Edward]

Hmmmm, yes, but I hate to ask what happened to the other two fingers.

She should've had a better grip on it I guess!

 

[D-D-W]

She should've had a better grip on it I guess!

So you would tell her to get a grip?

Okayyyyyyyyyy -------

 

[Edward]

So you would tell her to get a grip?

Okayyyyyyyyyy -------

That does sound like the wrong th ing to say.

 

[christian1724]

So you would tell her to get a grip?

Okayyyyyyyyyy -------

Not until after she put the gun down.

 

[Edward]

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand.
-Native American Wiisdom

(Couldn't help but to think of this thread, lol!)

 

[Edward]

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
-Native American Wisdom


That's very profund if you think about it! Thise Indians were some deep thinkers.

 

[christian1724]

That's all good medicine!

 

[Edward]

Men have three ears: one on the left of the head, one on the right of the head, and one in the heart.
-Armenian Proverb

 

[Edward]

Do not blame God for having created the Tiger,
but thank Him for not giving it wings.
-Indian Proverb