It's Monday...Waiting for It, waiting...

[Mike]

People can get so spoiled! A few Mondays of action, and it becomes an entitlement!

Sorry folks. The park's closed. The moose outside shoulda told ya. :D

Actually, last week was so dead, I thought about going ever other. I should let the few people who cared anymore (sniff) know. The big brass is killing me. The ratings are awful, and I'm practically giving advertising time away! The same sponsors that were begging me for time are ignoring me since 3 of you tuned in last week!

Seriously. Crazy day here at casa de Mike. Next Monday for sure.

 

[Mike]

Theo, you're crazy! You're all crazy. Leave this fella alone!

 

[Sparkey]

People can get so spoiled! A few Mondays of action, and it becomes an entitlement!

Sorry folks. The park's closed. The moose outside shoulda told ya. :D

Actually, last week was so dead, I thought about going ever other. I should let the few people who cared anymore (sniff) know. The big brass is killing me. The ratings are awful, and I'm practically giving advertising time away! The same sponsors that were begging me for time are ignoring me since 3 of you tuned in last week!

Seriously. Crazy day here at casa de Mike. Next Monday for sure.

Mike, you've mentioned sponsors before. I see strange things googling up before my eyes as I play Monday Madness too. When we
discussed Cartoon Characters and top-ten inventions the advertisement on the bottom of the page shifted, almost as if google was data-mining our discussion and then using key terms in their pitch :shocked!

So what I'm asking is --would it help for us to click on the links and then scoot away without doing anything more? I could probably do that if ya wanna. Just ask, brother - doesn't matter to me!

~Sparrow

 

[Theofilus]

Theo, you're crazy! You're all crazy. Leave this fella alone!

I thought I was only weird. I guess I'm making progress.

 

[Mike]

So what I'm asking is --would it help for us to click on the links and then scoot away without doing anything more? I could probably do that if ya wanna. Just ask, brother - doesn't matter to me!

~Sparrow

Hey, if you are bucking to be my talk-show sidekick, you should know the networks are close to canceling this gig. If you're thinking of replacing me, think again! "Patent Pending" still means something even in this place, doesn't it?

I thought I was only weird. I guess I'm making progress.

You're not "only" weird. You're much more than that, Theo! :D

 

[reba]

Wait a minute... you two went to lunch and didn't invate me?... See if I let your ride in the Camaro. hmmph!

:bigcry

 

[Theofilus]

You're not "only" weird. You're much more than that, Theo! :D

Thank you... I think.

 

[jasoncran]

wait a minute. the commenator/derailer hasnt posted yet.

 

[reba]

too late jason you lost

 

[Mike]

The thread was never on the rail, so it couldn't be de-railed. Go back to Oz. Your powers are of no use here. :p

 

[stovebolts]

Jason,
Don't mind that man behind the curtain :D

 

[Sparkey]

Here's one we won't see:

Top Ten Unexplained Phenomena
Here's the cut-n-paste link: livescience.com/11345-top-ten-unexplained-phenomena-261.html

 

[Mike]

I found this one list of the Top Ten Reasons We Love Top Ten Lists. But the answers were so obscure, I doubt it would ever be completed. (can't find it now)

 

[Theofilus]

Do you take suggestions? If you do, I have an interesting list for you. I can PM the link to you if you want.

 

[Mike]

Do you take suggestions? If you do, I have an interesting list for you. I can PM the link to you if you want.

Theo, send it! But I wouldn't get my hopes up. As you have probably surmised, this gig has a very high standard. As you can tell, we don't just use old list.

 

[reba]

Like Duh it aint Monday Duh