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It's Spider Season!

All you people full of hate! Why hate God's creatures?

Exactly! And most spiders are so usefull. They reduce the population of insects that cause way more harm to humans (and our crops and our animals). And since our lights attract insects and we build structures that are awesome to attach nets to or hide in spiders love us. We should be the best of budies and coexist peacefully.

Here's one for you, Classik.

spider_soccer.jpg
 
Exactly! And most spiders are so usefull. They reduce the population of insects that cause way more harm to humans (and our crops and our animals). And since our lights attract insects and we build structures that are awesome to attach nets to or hide in spiders love us. We should be the best of budies and coexist peacefully.

Here's one for you, Classik.

spider_soccer.jpg
Isn't that the award-winning picture of the year?
 
I sit here on my back porch and I look at this spider outside my screen.
He seems to get bigger everytime I look at him.
He has long skinny legs that are yellow and black alternating.
He has a big white face and a cone shaped backside.
I don't know what he is but he's scary looking.

There are lots of spiders this year.
Don't know if it's the hot humid rainy weather (more than usual) or something else.
I go out and mow the lawn and go between the trees and get tangled in spider webs all over the place.
Even my wife says that sometimes she thinks she has spiders all over her when she's in the garden.

We have 2 black racer snakes that live on our property.
They are good, they keep all the other snakes away.
Sometimes they jump and run when we approach them, scaring us half to death.
Or are we doing that to them?
I almost ran one over with the mower one day, he darts away, then sits up and looks at me right in the face.
I felt he was saying, "hey, what's going on? you almost killed me".
I told him I was sorry and went the other way.

So, this spider is still here and I'm wondering when I'll get around to brushing him away with the broom.

What's going on in your back yard?
I might be wrong but I seem to recall we live close to one another and what you're describing sounds like the South American Banana Spider. They are so called because they arrived, all over the Gulf Coast, on boats carrying loads of Bananas from South and Central America. If my tricky memory is not playing with me again, you live in Harris County and I am just north in Montgomery County. That means, if true, the more common spider looks like a small Tarantula, is brown with two Longitutal black stripes. As a kid, growing up in the Wards, these Wolf Spiders were my favorite pets. I would sit under the house for hours, according to my mother, and play with them.

I've never tested the Banana Spider but the Wolf has been unofficially tested by myself to jump about thirteen feet when fully grown, but, the Wolf, like all Tarantulas, are not poisonous. That means they will not kill you but if you, like so many foolish Americans today, have steralized yourself to the point of becoming insanely sensitive to the bacteria all around us, are bitten by one the bite will not harm you. As a child I was bitten hundreds of times by the Wolf Spiders with zero reactions other than feeling the small nip. The Banana Spider, he or she is just freaky. LOL!

I love Black Racers, also, but my wife and my widowed daughter are both terrified of any snake and will kill a garter Snake, so... we have none in the yard, in spite of having seven tenths of an acre. So, don't harm my buddies. :)
 
I know, I have ruined a lot of their webs as I walk through yards and I have been stung by one.
The unfriendly ones were a good deal more common in 'Nam than the 12 foot gold colored constrictor that tried to run me away from refilling my fuel tank during the Post Lunar New Year attack in 1969. Him I sprayed with JP-4, with the engine running, and he, wiser than I, vacated the A. O. I was even bitten, for the first time, after growing up among them, by a Brown Recluse in 'Nam. We an the Vietnamese have some. very, bad boy and girl, Black Widow, members of our state.
 
most snowbirds or non natives think florida natural state is this artificial one that we have, rather its mosquitos, gators, snakes, crocs, black bears and swamp and spiders.
See, I was a spelunker when I was in school at Ft. Rucker and I was all over the Indian Caves in Florida and being born in SE Texas, the only thing you folks have on us are the Salties. We got stuck with only Gators to play with. Some time's I wonder why god cheated Texas that way. :)
 
Exactly! And most spiders are so usefull. They reduce the population of insects that cause way more harm to humans (and our crops and our animals). And since our lights attract insects and we build structures that are awesome to attach nets to or hide in spiders love us. We should be the best of budies and coexist peacefully.

Here's one for you, Classik.

spider_soccer.jpg
See, this is the image I tried to project when I, at twenty, when I played Goalie for the twelve and thirteen year old Germans when the team practiced. and by Reveille, Monday Morning, Top often asked me if I had been in a fight with the locals and if so, did I win, :).
 
most snowbirds or non natives think florida natural state is this artificial one that we have, rather its mosquitos, gators, snakes, crocs, black bears and swamp and spiders.
See, I was s spilunker
I HATE spiders!!! They're so gross. I'm even too scared to kill them- I make Matt do it.
The only thing I hate more than spiders is cockroaches.
LOL! The thing I dislike most is the German Cockroach.
 
Mexican Red Legs look much like this friendly little guy and the only bad I know of them is when the cross the highway at dusk and I was on my motorcycle. It is just impossible to approach a lady with Spider Goo hanging from your chin and chest.
 
What's the verse that forbids killing?

Remember they are our elders - made before man...and we are in their way

Yeah, well God gave us dominion, so hand me a big rock, lol.

I remember when I lived in Florida cockroaches as big as mice. Actually, I think they're waterbugs but they look just like cockroaches.
 
Yeah, well God gave us dominion, so hand me a big rock, lol.

I remember when I lived in Florida cockroaches as big as mice. Actually, I think they're waterbugs but they look just like cockroaches.
That's our famous palmetto bug.
Florida and Texas have contests every year to see who has the biggest one.

When I was in Viet Nam, I would shake my blanket every morning and the palmetto bugs would go flying in every direction.
Then I would get up.
 
That's our famous palmetto bug.
Florida and Texas have contests every year to see who has the biggest one.

When I was in Viet Nam, I would shake my blanket every morning and the palmetto bugs would go flying in every direction.
Then I would get up.

Oh right, learn something new every day.

One night before bed, we were talking about maybe moving away from Florida. (well, I was trying to talk her into it, lol) I was going to throw a fresh sheet on the bed and stripped of the blanket...and there was a scorpion in our bed! That cinched the deal, lol. We were gone in less than a week. She got enthusiastic about moving for some reason, still not sure why, lol.
 
That's our famous palmetto bug.
Florida and Texas have contests every year to see who has the biggest one.

When I was in Viet Nam, I would shake my blanket every morning and the palmetto bugs would go flying in every direction.
Then I would get up.
Sounds like you were a Grunt, serving near the Iron Triangle. When we moved in to Dau Tieng we had that problem, I'm betting, to a lessor part. when we were in the Central High Lands and when we were at Camp Evans they were much less of an issue.
 
We have rabbits here in Colorado that are close to 2 feet tall. Those are some cool rabbits.
We eat those and they are known as Jack Rabbits. They are tender and melt in your mouth when cooked at about 250 for a couple or more hours. they I l;ike to place them in the fridge over night, cut them into pieces, bread them with egg and flour seasoned with salt, garlic powder and any other seasoning available, and then fry for 10 to 12 minutes. That'll fatten any old man up, right away. If you whistle at them they will stop, rear up with their long ears straight up and if you put a .20 caliber through the ears they die of a heart attack and, thus, no damage to any of the meat and it is much more sports-manlike.
 
Sounds like you were a Grunt, serving near the Iron Triangle. When we moved in to Dau Tieng we had that problem, I'm betting, to a lessor part. when we were in the Central High Lands and when we were at Camp Evans they were much less of an issue.
A shau valley.
I did go to Camp Evans for training when I entered the country.
We lasted one night and were sent away because we were under so much fire.
As if the a shau valley was any different.
I ended up in 85th evac hosp. in Phu Bai (I was a medic).
 
We eat those and they are known as Jack Rabbits. They are tender and melt in your mouth when cooked at about 250 for a couple or more hours. they I l;ike to place them in the fridge over night, cut them into pieces, bread them with egg and flour seasoned with salt, garlic powder and any other seasoning available, and then fry for 10 to 12 minutes. That'll fatten any old man up, right away. If you whistle at them they will stop, rear up with their long ears straight up and if you put a .20 caliber through the ears they die of a heart attack and, thus, no damage to any of the meat and it is much more sports-manlike.

Heart attack huh? That's cool. I'll try that sometime. I always take along some rice and okra and onions and green peppers, & spices when camping just in case we see one, lol. mmmm, good stuff. I know about the whistling and it does work a lot of times. (On Deer too!). Lots of times they want to run in a big circle too and come right back, so stay ready! They don't do it all the time but sometimes they do.
 
A shau valley.
I did go to Camp Evans for training when I entered the country.
We lasted one night and were sent away because we were under so much fire.
As if the a shau valley was any different.
I ended up in 85th evac hosp. in Phu Bai (I was a medic).
Bless your pea picking heart. On our first venture into Ashau, five of the Yellow flight and all six of the White Flight were blown out of the sky by the AAA fire. And after we secured it and evaced or destroyed all the Ammo and Weapons systems we gave it back to them...stupid move by the president. I belie it was six to nine months later that th e Screaming Eagles took the valley again and then gave it back to the NVA. Shortly after that I was at china Beach, trying to die with falciparum malari, and the division moved into the Iron Triangle. As a medic you had zero business in that valley and yet, like my MOS, those grunts were so in need of you there.

One of my best friends was a White Ghost for a complete tour and avoided the eventual suicide until 33 years later when he was on vacation with his youngest son. The Ghosts, Medics, Doctors and nurses have the roughest jobs there, even though many of them never engaged in hand to hand. God bless, my friend and what a ay it will be when we praise god together at the foot of His throne.
 
Most deadly animals in Australia: http://www.australiangeographic.com...3/03/australias-dangerous-animals-the-top-30/

And yet I feel fairly safe.

Except when taking out the rubbish. Funnel Web spiders abound...so be careful. Rather aggressive too.
Very few folks ever realize the real; danger they swim with. We can walk about a hundred meters off the shore and then fish in the Ship Channel. When I could still fish I often had to smack the Tiger Sharks in the nose with my fist to prevent them tasting and spitting part of me into the ocean. Once I introduced a Red Neck friend to the pleasure and after I had bopped a 4 and a half to 5 footer in the snout, he must have made the stomach deep run back to shore in less than thirty seconds as I stood there laughing at him. He told everyone at the bar I was singing at that I was nuts. I was told he never took another lass swimming in the moon light at Galveston or Chrystal Beach. He knew what was in dem dar waters after that. ;-)
 
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