It's Spider Season!

[th1b.taylor]

Heart attack huh? That's cool. I'll try that sometime. I always take along some rice and okra and onions and green peppers, & spices when camping just in case we see one, lol. mmmm, good stuff. I know about the whistling and it does work a lot of times. (On Deer too!). Lots of times they want to run in a big circle too and come right back, so stay ready! They don't do it all the time but sometimes they do.

Sounds like youǘe spent an hour or two in the woods, I really miss that.

 

[jasonc]

We eat those and they are known as Jack Rabbits. They are tender and melt in your mouth when cooked at about 250 for a couple or more hours. they I l;ike to place them in the fridge over night, cut them into pieces, bread them with egg and flour seasoned with salt, garlic powder and any other seasoning available, and then fry for 10 to 12 minutes. That'll fatten any old man up, right away. If you whistle at them they will stop, rear up with their long ears straight up and if you put a .20 caliber through the ears they die of a heart attack and, thus, no damage to any of the meat and it is much more sports-manlike.

nuke bunnies.

 

[Edward]

Sounds like youǘe spent an hour or two in the woods, I really miss that.

I sure have. better'n the city for sure!

 

[jasonc]

See, I was a spelunker when I was in school at Ft. Rucker and I was all over the Indian Caves in Florida and being born in SE Texas, the only thing you folks have on us are the Salties. We got stuck with only Gators to play with. Some time's I wonder why god cheated Texas that way.

I don't think texas has the panther and the bobcat, or going back before America existed the mastodon or four foot sloths. both which did live in my area.

 

[th1b.taylor]

I don't think texas has the panther and the bobcat, or going back before America existed the mastodon or four foot sloths. both which did live in my area.

You need to get about a bit, my friend. We even have perfectly preserved T-Rex foot prints and some of us keep Bobcats as pets. And we have the American Panther and the Mountain Lion. and then, because Texas the state is still about half the size of Tejas (Mexican for Texas) the nation, we have everything from swamp to desert, much more diversified than Florida. But please, even though I am Texan, formerly Texican, let's not try to exercise our sinful prides, okay? Neither of us were here 6,000 years ago when these critters were alive anyway.

 

[th1b.taylor]

I sure have. better'n the city for sure!

I still live in the woods but in this chair, I weigh over five hundred pounds and damp ground tends to eat my chair alive. As a result, about all I do outside is to teach the youngsters to fly my model panes and helicopters. I haven't eaten venison, rattle snake, gator nor rabbit wince '05.

 

[Angel]

*runs away screaming*

 

[Angel]

Is that real?

 

[Kathi]

*runs away screaming*

I don't like them either Angel.

 

[Kathi]

I still live in the woods but in this chair, I weigh over five hundred pounds and damp ground tends to eat my chair alive. As a result, about all I do outside is to teach the youngsters to fly my model panes and helicopters. I haven't eaten venison, rattle snake, gator nor rabbit wince '05.

If you weigh over 500 lbs you must be very uncomfortable my friend :neutral

 

[Classik]

Yeah, well God gave us dominion, so hand me a big rock, lol.

I remember when I lived in Florida cockroaches as big as mice. Actually, I think they're waterbugs but they look just like cockroaches.

Good heavens

 

[Kathi]

Mmmm..Nice.

 

[Classik]

Mmmm..Nice.

For meat pie thing?

 

[Kathi]

For meat pie thing?

Ummm....Cockroach pie?It might be an aquired taste

 

[Nick]

 

[Classik]

 

[th1b.taylor]

If you weigh over 500 lbs you must be very uncomfortable my friend :neutral

If you had read, observing the context, You would have understood that I and the chair weigh over five hundred and if one looks at the, fairly recient pic of me in the avatar, I am either starved or I am careful of my intake. the latter is true and without me in the chair it weighs over 350. when I was fit as a fiddle, in the Army, I weighed 180 to 210 depending on how many hours a day I spent at the gymn.

 

[th1b.taylor]

Mmmm..Nice.

These are much sought after for snacks by many of the SE Asian peoples. I missed out on the Rice Beetle and Cockroach treats, see, the LORD does have mercy.

 

[th1b.taylor]

This is one handsome critter, how's the bite? He/she does not look to belong to the tarantulas I know and have played tormentor to.

 

[DarkWalker]

I have severe arachnophobia, and have lately been hallucinating spiders crawling on my skin*. That having been said, I can find the beauty in pictures of them. They are majestic, in their way, and their biology is fascinating. However, if I find one nearby, I will reenact one particular scene from The Untouchables:

"I want him dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground!"

* My hallucinations have been caused by my mental illness and my medication, not illicit drugs or other substances.