Misquote The Previous User thread... Take 2

[theLords]

I hope you know I'm stealing the barfy guy.

Where are you going with that row boat?

 

[Theofilus]

Where are you going with that roe, boy?

I'm not going anywhere, I'm going to eat it right here. And don't call me "boy".

 

[TOG]

Did everybody go somewhere?

Don't worry. We're here for you.

The TOG​

 

[Blazin Bones]

Don't worry, I have a Shoe.

The TOG​

Who is worried and what do you plan to do with that shoe?

 

[reba]

Who is worried and what do you plan to do with that shoe?

You did WHAT ? with that shoe?

 

[Blazin Bones]

I'm with SWAT and I have a shoe?

I need to rob a bank in your town.

 

[stovebolts]

I need to rob a bank in your town.

Your seeing Rob Bell when he comes to town?

 

[Kathi]

WOW! This thread is old.What is it all about anyway?

 

[stovebolts]

WOW! This thread is old.What is it all about anyway?

You think reba is old and doesn't know what to think anyway?

 

[Kathi]

Oh I get it this is one of those "post whatever" threads.

 

[Blazin Bones]

Oh I get Cookies! This is one of those post diet thoughts.

Indeed, as I have been dieting lately, I know that same joy that comes from eating a cookie!

(BTW, you can edit the quote once you have it in the post.)

 

[Blazin Bones]

WOW! This thread is old. How is this shirt holding together?

If you question the future integrity of your shirt, I encourage you to take a credit card from Stovebolts and invest in some updated apparel.

 

[Blazin Bones]

I am convinced reba is old and can't read this anyway?

I'd be more careful with what you say about reba...

 

[reba]

You know Steve is old and doesn't know his own name

Some body should really help him..

 

[jasonc]

Some body should really help him..

someone should help hitch

 

[Blazin Bones]

someone should help get me hitched

Jason....buddy, you are married...

 

[reba]

 

[jasonc]

Jason....buddy, you are married...

Jason, honey we are married.

 

[Blazin Bones]

Jason, honey I am married.

Jason this is going from bad to worse... at first you had just forgot that you were married....now you seem to think you are married to yourself...you've been drinking that Mexican Coca Cola Again haven't you....

TIME OUT!

It is clear some instructions are needed for this thread.

1. The purpose is to misquote the previous user. So, step one is to hit the reply link in the previous post to create a quote in the quick reply posting box.
2. Once you have added the quote, edit the text in a humorous way.
3. Then outside of the quote respond to your misquoted quote.

Another example:

Don't Cry Reba, we can still help Jason.