NASA predicts total blackout on 23-25 Dec 2012 during alignment of Universe

[Classik]

I don't know if someone has already posted this

US scientists predict Universe change, total blackout of planet for 3 days from Dec 23 2012.
It is not the end of the world, it is an alignment ofthe Universe, where the Sun and the earth will align for the first time. The earth will shift from the current third dimension to zero dimension, then shift to the forth dimension. During this transition, the entire Universe will face a big change, and we will see a entire brand new world.

The 3 days blackout is predicted to happen on Dec 23, 24, 25....during this time, staying calm is most important, hug each other, pray pray pray, sleep for 3 nights...and those who survive will face a brand new world....for those not prepared, many will die because of fear. Be happy, enjoy every moment now. Don't worry, pray to God everyday. There is a lot of talk about what will happen in 2012, but many people don't believe it,and don't want to talk about it for fear of creating fear and panic.

We don't know what will happen, but it is worth listening to USA's NASA talk about preparation. Whether it's true or not, better be prepared. No panic, stay calm, just prays. Remember to smile more, love more and forgive more...every day. Better avoid traveling during December.
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[Classik]

What an interesting way to spend Chrsitmas. What do you think?

 

[Claudya]

US scientists predict Universe change, total blackout of planet for 3 days from Dec 23 2012.
It is not the end of the world, it is an alignment ofthe Universe, where the Sun and the earth will align for the first time.

The sun and the earth will align? Well, I guess that's the first time ever in the history of universe that two points define a line. I guess that's the end. Oh well, at least it means christmas is screwed.

This text is funny, but the sad part of it is that there's esoterical people out there that really seriously believe in that kind of hogwash.

 

[Classik]

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[Claudya]

Better avoid traveling during December.

See, if earth is gonna be zero-dimensional we won't need to travel, because there will be nowhere to travel, because we're all on the same point hugging each other anyway. And by "point" we're speaking of a spot with 10 -³³ cm length/height/width or less. That's the volume of the smallest quantum of space according to the current cosmological theories. That's not strictly a zero-dimensional point (because it such a thing would have no extension at all) but since no smaller thing is possible 10 -³³ cm is an acceptable approximation.

 

[Sparkey]

Re: NASA DOES NOT predict total blackout

Why do you mis-quote your own source, Classik?

Has NASA Predicted a 'Total Blackout' Due to an 'Alignment of the Universe'? NO!

Read just a little further down:

"Analysis: False. NASA has predicted no such thing. There will be no three-day blackout in December 2012. Indeed, the phrases used above — "total blackout of planet," "alignment of the universe," "shift from the current third dimension to zero dimension," etc. — are not only undefined, but meaningless. It's pseudo-scientific nonsense."​

My source? The same as the OP: Urban Legends

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Doesn't April Fool's Day come on April 1? Hence the name?

 

[Classik]

Doesn't April Fool's Day come on April 1? Hence the name?

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[Classik]

And why would God even allow that on a day Christians chose to celebrate the birth of HIS SON???

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

And why would God even allow that on a day Christians chose to celebrate the birth of HIS SON???

He wouldn't. But people who buy into such nonsense aren't considering what God allows.

 

[Classik]

Neither will this happen on ordinary days. The consequencies would be very catastrophic.

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

Neither will this happen on ordinary days. The consequencies would be very catastrophic.

Yeah, if you can believe the picture on that website. LOL

 

[Classik]

This has been posted on facebook - people are reacting strangelyed

 

[Classik]

I actually saw the first report on fb

 

[Claudya]

And why would God even allow that on a day Christians chose to celebrate the birth of HIS SON???

Because Christmas as it is nowadays is a pathetic mix between a pagan and a saecular holiday. Jesus probably wasn't born on that day. Neither did he ask us to celebrate His "birthday". On should think this idolatric pagan holiday is a perfect timing for God to rain wrath and destruction upon this wretched world.

 

[Roof]

I am having trouble finding this total blackout on my Mayan Calendar

 

[Nick]

This is hilarious....

 

[By Grace]

US scientists predict Universe change, total blackout of planet for 3 days from Dec 23 2012.

PLEASE indulge us with a reference for this.
CFR


Here is the REAL reason:

 

[Classik]

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[By Grace]

Originally Posted by Classik

Your picture of Tebow reminded me of a story in the New York sports pages.

Did you hear that Tebow recently called off his wedding?

Yeah he found out that if he got married, he would have to throw a reception.

(GROAN)