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Our Cat Won't Leave The Christmas Tree Alone

Hey you guy's sometimes the Lifetime channel has some real good stuff that even a man can get into. And it is only once and a while, but when I do, I like what they put on it.
 
handy said:
Don't listen to Mike when he says that it's better to have a dog around a Christmas tree instead of a cat. It was the DOG that mistook the Christmas tree for indoor plumbing and lifted his leg...a very big dog at that! Sheesh, I had to clean the rug, throw away one branch of the tree, unwrap, clean and re-wrap all the gifts. DOGS! Bleech! (except my own adorable goofy mutt dog Antony! He's OK and he doesn't pee on the tree!)

Lewis, you are going about this the wrong way. Don't think of it as putting up a tree, think of it as putting up a big interactive cat toy! Make sure that it is anchored well, put up nothing but unbreakable ornaments and let kitty embrace her inner feline and have fun, fun, fun!

I mean think about it...what's the most fun part of a tree anyway? Decorating it of course! Why limit yourself to decorating the Christmas tree once a year? With kitty on the job, you can experience the joy of hanging ornaments every single day of the season! :clap

As for Mike...
Mike, Mike, Mike :shame One of these days....hopefully before it's too late!...you will learn the joys of kitties and then won't you be ashamed of the slander!
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All I can do is quote Meatloaf...

"You took the words right out of my mouth."

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Lewis W said:
Mike I hate to tell you this but sometimes I watch the Lifetime channel :D:):p
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Lewis! Get hold of yourself!! You are outside your mind!! This has crossed the line, I mean, this is a real cry for help! (breathe in, breathe out... breathe in, breathe out...)

If I walk in a room, and my wife is watching a show, it takes me about 4 seconds to tell it is the Lifetime Channel (besides the logo in the corner). They all have that same washed-over feel to them. So, I don't even lose a step in walking right back out! This what a man does.

"Dear Mens Club Board of Directors,

I do not like to create a problem, but one of our own is creating a very troublesome situation and needs to be dealt with. I was wrestling with the notion of reporting him for owning a cat (yes, owning a cat), and I was in quite a quandary. But things spun out of control when he made a move that can only be viewed as a threat to all of our kind.

This will come as a shock, no doubt, but I have the evidence if you deem it necessary to exact certain discipline. He, uh... this is painful... he came right out and admitted... he watches Lifetime! There, I said it! Lewis watches Lifetime! I know what you must be thinking, because I was thinking the same thing! This is an outrage and completely unacceptable. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't read it myself. It's simply astonishing that he would, not only violate our most basic laws, but wave it in our faces for all the world to see. He's just daring us to do something! He's out of control, and at this point, I want to save him from himself.

He could submit a plea of insanity, and quite frankly, I wouldn't disagree with him if he did. No "sane" man would come right out and admit this. There's nothing good that could possibly come of it! Whatever you deem appropriate in dealing with this member, you can count on my full support. Thank you for seeing to this matter at or before our next meeting. We will all be more at peace if this is quickly cleaned up and forgotten.

Manly regards,

Mike"

Lewis, I don't feel I owe you the courtesy, but I'm just letting you know I had to do what I had to do. :shame
 
Mike please don't make me turn in my Men's Club Of America card and my Real Men Of The United States card, please don't do it Mike, I was up for a executive office within Real Men Of The United States, and you are about to ruin it. If they find out that I have a cat and watch Lifetime, I will be dragged off into the woods then beaten and shot. So if you tell my blood will be on your hands.
 
Lewis W said:
Mike please don't make me turn in my Men's Club Of America card and my Real Men Of The United States card, please don't do it Mike, I was up for a executive office within Real Men Of The United States, and you are about to ruin it. If they find out that I have a cat and watch Lifetime, I will be dragged off into the woods then beaten and shot. So if you tell my blood will be on your hands.
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Sorry, you forced my hand. I have no choice. It was like you were double-dog-daring someone to do it. Lifetime? Really? Why would you ever share this on a public forum? That's something to be shared between you and the Lord. You don't need to throw it out there in the public square!
 
I watch the Oxygen channel too I have to tell the truth.
 
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lewis is emotional. some men are like this, he is admitting this. i'm curious is being tenderhearted wrong?

and of course i'm not saying that men should watch chick flicks but some men are like lewis.
 
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Lewis W said:
I am watching the Oxygen channel now, somebody hand me a tissue please, the little hamster just died on the show.
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Vic C. said:
:toofunny This is too much! :lol
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This is funny? You're making light of this? Lewis watches Lifetime and Oxygen, and this is a source of amusement? It's not funny. It's tragic. I'm separating myself from him, so everyone knows. When he gets kicked out of the Mens Club, I'm not going down with the ship! :grumpy... :D
 
This is the first Christmas in several years that we've had a tree and the first one with the cats. It's fake and we've had very little trouble. The bottom pick shows the worst of it--very gentle guy this one.

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Lewis W said:
This is my cat Kimba hunting for Mike.
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I don't see any pictures. :confused

This is funny? You're making light of this? Lewis watches Lifetime and Oxygen, and this is a source of amusement? It's not funny. It's tragic. I'm separating myself from him, so everyone knows. When he gets kicked out of the Mens Club, I'm not going down with the ship!
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Hey! Leave Lewis alone, even if he is an Eagle fan. :lol

I have two words for you:

John 11:35

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You remind me of those aliens in the movie Sleepwalkers, the ones who feared cats.

Wiki quote:
Their one weakness is cats, who are not only able to see through their illusions but whose claws are capable of inflicting severe to fatal wounds upon them.
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Watch it buster, or they'll get you... and your little dog too. :toofunny
 
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