Raking Leaves

[Jesse]

That makes 12 footquarts per yardgallon... Right?

The TOG​

Yes, it makes a yardgallon....

It could make a quartmile but I doubt it.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Great, you're hired! See, I have this nasty mole......

Nurse, get my booze, please.

 

[Jesse]

Nurse, get my booze, please.

Wait, would that be for you or me?

 

[TOG]

The other day in the Dollar Store (I was shopping for Christmas presents), I walked around a corner and a kid got started and goes, "oh, I thought you were my dad." His mom was standing right behind him, and I said, "not that I know of."

What did the mom say?

The TOG
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[Jethro Bodine]

See, I have this nasty mole......

Stick this in your front yard, take two aspirins, and call me in the morning.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

What did the mom say?

The TOG
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She didn't.

She called The Division of Child Services after me.

I think it's going to be the most expensive trip to the Dollar Store I've ever made.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Yes, it makes a yardgallon....

It could make a quartmile but I doubt it.

I don't know.....my calculator won't go that high.

 

[Jesse]

Stick this in your front yard, take two aspirins, and call me in the morning.

Do you mean go out in my front yard, stick this over the mole on my shoulder.......

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Wait, would that be for you or me?

Well, actually it's for me and the nurse.

You're not invited.

 

[Jesse]

I don't know.....my calculator won't go that high.

You don't need a calculator, you just go walk it and count your steps - multiply that by the quarts you get.

 

[Jesse]

Well, actually it's for me and the nurse.

You're not invited.

Is it ok if I show up with the mole trap on my shoulder?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Do you mean go out in my front yard, stick this over the mole on my shoulder.......

You got it.

Now do as the doctor ordered. (That oughta keep him busy for a while).

 

[Jethro Bodine]

You don't need a calculator, you just go walk it and count your steps - multiply that by the quarts you get.

But I skip everywhere I go. How do I do the conversion?

 

[jasonc]

But I skip everywhere I go. How do I do the conversion?

divide by 2

 

[Jesse]

But I skip everywhere I go. How do I do the conversion?

Oh, that's easy, you would triple the skips, multiply the quarts you get and divide it all by wind resistant. You should be able to get a pretty good accurate number tha way.

 

[Jesse]

divide by 2

Or you could just do this suggested by jason.

It should come out to be the same number.

 

[jasonc]

im glad some of you aren't surveyors. just wow.

 

[jasonc]

Or you could just do this suggested by jason.

It should come out to be the same number.

yes but he must sing skip to my lou while taking the measurements. the measurement fairy will then bless the accuracy.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

divide by 2

Aarrgh! More complicated math!

 

[Jesse]

im glad some of you aren't surveyors. just wow.

Are you a surveyor?

I was trying to figure out how many ounces are in in acre. Can you help me out?