• Love God, and love one another!

    Share your heart for Christ and others in Godly Love

    https://christianforums.net/forums/god_love/

  • Wake up and smell the coffee!

    Join us for a little humor in Joy of the Lord

    https://christianforums.net/forums/humor_and_jokes/

  • Want to discuss private matters, or make a few friends?

    Ask for membership to the Men's or Lady's Locker Rooms

    For access, please contact a member of staff and they can add you in!

  • Need prayer and encouragement?

    Come share your heart's concerns in the Prayer Forum

    https://christianforums.net/forums/prayer/

  • Desire to be a vessel of honor unto the Lord Jesus Christ?

    Join Hidden in Him and For His Glory for discussions on how

    https://christianforums.net/threads/become-a-vessel-of-honor-part-2.112306/

  • Have questions about the Christian faith?

    Come ask us what's on your mind in Questions and Answers

    https://christianforums.net/forums/questions-and-answers/

  • CFN has a new look and a new theme

    "I bore you on eagle's wings, and brought you to Myself" (Exodus 19:4)

    More new themes coming in the future!

  • Read the Gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ?

    Read through this brief blog, and receive eternal salvation as the free gift of God

    /blog/the-gospel

  • Focus on the Family

    Strengthening families through biblical principles.

    Focus on the Family addresses the use of biblical principles in parenting and marriage to strengthen the family.

    Read daily articles from Focus on the Family in the Marriage and Parenting Resources forum.

Raking Leaves

Rollo's brain
19a39e7eb8aa3be189b5a421721b5d77.jpg
 
TOG said:
I've had a total of about 11 or 12 kids in my life. Never more than 4 at once, though, which is what I have now.

The TOG​
Click to expand...
Yeah, well when we're ready to make our first production of 'Dirt Bag Husband' we'll be sure to call you.
 
Kathi said:
Oh no...I am a voodoo doll?
b8cf69b09b47e6f7b2ddb796f12a70da.jpg
Click to expand...
No, you're a dress manikin.

Of course you're a voodoo doll! You....

(Stop....must not listen to Lord Rollo....must not listen to Lord Rollo.....must not listen to Lord Rollo.....)
 
Jesse said:
Is this a riddle of some sort?
Click to expand...

No, not a riddle. Just something to make you all wonder about what kind of person I really am.

Jethro Bodine said:
Yeah, well when we're ready to make our first production of 'Dirt Bag Husband' we'll be sure to call you.
Click to expand...

That won't work. I've never been a husband, dirt bag or otherwise.

The TOG​
 
Jethro Bodine said:
Hang on...let me change the batteries in my calculator...

...okay, there's four quarts in a gallon, three feet in a yard.....
Click to expand...

Hurry, answer......do not go out of order, show your work......please no cheating..


1) Once upon a time, there were three little pigs - ages 2, 4, and 6. Are their ages even or odd?

2) Each little pig wanted to build a house. Pig #1 wanted to build a house of straw. Straw costs $4 a bundle. He needs 9 bundles. How much will he spend?

3) The 2nd little pig wanted to build a house of sticks. Each bundle of sticks weighs 5 pounds. Pig#2 needs 10 bundles. How much will they weigh?

4) Pig #3 wanted to build a house of bricks. Each side of his 4-sided house needs 100 bricks. How many bricks will he need?

5) How many different ways could the pigs arrange their houses?

6) Pig #1 worked on his house 3 hours a day for 2 days. How long did he work?

7) Pig #2 built his house in 8 hours. He worked for 4 days. How many hours did he work each day?

8) Pig #3 worked for 16 hours. How much longer did he work than Pig # 2?

9) Pig #1 wanted to put in windows. He wanted to put 3 windows on each side of 2 sides of his house. How many windows will he put in?

10) Pig 2 wanted wall to wall carpeting. He needs 20 sq. feet. The carpet was $4 a square foot, but such a deal. He got it for half price! What did it cost him for his carpeting?

All done? Good now go have a lollipop...
on me.
 
TOG said:
I've had a total of about 11 or 12 kids in my life. Never more than 4 at once, though, which is what I have now.

The TOG​
Click to expand...
The other day in the Dollar Store (I was shopping for Christmas presents), I walked around a corner and a kid got startled and goes, "oh, I thought you were my dad." His mom was standing right behind him, and I said, "not that I know of."
 
Last edited:
Jesse said:
Hurry, answer......do not go out of order, show your work......


1) Once upon a time, there were three little pigs - ages 2, 4, and 6. Are their ages even or odd?2) Each little pig wanted to build a house. Pig #1 wanted to build a house of straw. Straw costs $4 a bundle. He needs 9 bundles. How much will he spend?3) The 2nd little pig wanted to build a house of sticks. Each bundle of sticks weighs 5 pounds. Pig#2 needs 10 bundles. How much will they weigh?4) Pig #3 wanted to build a house of bricks. Each side of his 4-sided house needs 100 bricks. How many bricks will he need?5) How many different ways could the pigs arrange their houses?6) Pig #1 worked on his house 3 hours a day for 2 days. How long did he work?7) Pig #2 built his house in 8 hours. He worked for 4 days. How many hours did he work each day?8) Pig #3 worked for 16 hours. How much longer did he work than Pig # 2?9) Pig #1 wanted to put in windows. He wanted to put 3 windows on each side of 2 sides of his house. How many windows will he put in?10) Pig 2 wanted wall to wall carpeting. He needs 20 sq. feet. The carpet was $4 a square foot, but such a deal. He got it for half price! What did it cost him for his carpeting?
Click to expand...
Ooh, my head is spinning. You might as well be posting one of questdriven 's animated Japanese thingy's.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top