Rollo Tamasi and Jethro Bodine

18Like a maniac shooting
flaming arrows of death
19is one who deceives their neighbor
and says, “I was only joking!” - Proverbs 26:18-19

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You know the bible by heart?!

Oh my gosh.
I'm never going to live this one down.


But here's another one!!


The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women
JOKES - Differences Between Men and Woman
  1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

  2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

  3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

  4. Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

  5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

  6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

  7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

  8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
 
Rollo in his prime:
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Yes, that's him.
Amazing what a 'doo' does for a person (besides the steroids and the plastic surgery).
 
Here's Jethro back in the early days before he met Rollo

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