Sheriff Andy Taylor of Mayberry Under Investigation

[elijah23]

lol, wrong lawyer. i am not his defense lawyer.

You must be SOMEBODY’S lawyer, or did you drive all the way from Raleigh to have some of Aunt Bea’s spare ribs?

 

[jasoncran]

You must be SOMEBODY’S lawyer, or did you drive all the way from Raleigh to have some of Aunt Bea’s spare ribs?

i am the lawyer of the gentlemen who is suing for hiring discrimination over the fact of nepotism occurs in mayberry county. i'm sure you are aware of the civil rights act of 1964. and that north carolina is a right to work state.

signed

harcourt fenton mudd III

 

[elijah23]

i am the lawyer of the gentlemen who is suing for hiring discrimination over the fact of nepotism occurs in mayberry county. i'm sure you are aware of the civil rights act of 1964. and that north carolina is a right to work state.

signed

harcourt fenton mudd III

Here in Mayberry we haven’t had time to study the Civil Rights Act of 1964. We’ve asked Judge Taylor, Sheriff Taylor's first cousin, for a two-year postponement so we can study all the legal matters related to this Act.

Respectfully Yours,
Horace Taylor
Mayberry County Attorney
and first cousin of Sheriff Andrew Taylor

 

[Vince]

Hold it, Buddy. Mayberry is NOT a hick town! Why, we're the home town of Gomer Pyle, remember?

 

[jasoncran]

Hold it, Buddy. Mayberry is NOT a hick town! Why, we're the home town of Gomer Pyle, remember?

lol. i live in a hick town, such much so that we still fly the rebel flag.seriously!houses here do this.

 

[elijah23]

Hold it, Buddy. Mayberry is NOT a hick town! Why, we're the home town of Gomer Pyle, remember?

Well said.

 

[reba]

I am from the SC CPS here to invest agate the abuse of Opie's ears! What kind person would pull on a childs ears like that . The self esteem of the child is at stake

 

[elijah23]

I am from the SC CPS here to invest agate the abuse of Opie's ears! What kind person would pull on a childs ears like that . The self esteem of the child is at stake

Opie’s ears would always hug his head, so those that cared about him would pull them out whenever they had time.

 

[jasoncran]

Opie’s ears would always hug his head, so those that cared about him would pull them out whenever they had time.

the cps is also investigating the spanking. spanking is illegal now, and is considered child abuse.might i suggest dr.spock?

 

[reba]

NO NO NO NO


No you cant send Mayberry to " a place no man has been before".........

 

[jasoncran]

NO NO NO NO


No you cant send Mayberry to " a place no man has been before".........

not that Spock. dr spock is the guy that came with the idea that children can be warped by corporal punishment

 

[elijah23]

I think an investigation should go into how Ward and June Cleaver treated their two sons, Wally and Beaver. I wouldn’t be surprised if Ward spanked them both!

 

[Vince]

And what about Goober? Have you thought about him?

 

[elijah23]

Goober was the genius. Had they made him sheriff, the show never would have been canceled.

 

[jasoncran]

Goober was the genius. Had they made him sheriff, the show never would have been canceled.

lol.genius alright.

 

[Vince]

Goober was the genius. Had they made him sheriff, the show never would have been canceled.

You know, Elijah, the implications are intriguing.

 

[elijah23]

It would have saved the county money on automobile maintenance.

 

[jasoncran]

It would have saved the county money on automobile maintenance.

facts and figures please? he wasnt ase certified btw.

 

[elijah23]

facts and figures please? he wasnt ase certified btw.

Wally wouldn’t let anyone work at his filling station who wasn’t entirely qualified.

 

[jasoncran]

Wally wouldn’t let anyone work at his filling station who wasn’t entirely qualified.

they didnt have ase's back then. niasef didnt start till the lates 60's.besides those cars were soo simple back then. carb technology vs all the computer(s) we have. some cars have computers that only operate tail/turn/brake lights.