The Book of Nebuchadnezzar

[Classik]

A guy claims to know the bible more than anyother person in the world.
A competition started.
The guy was the first to ask a question. He said: say the ten commandments.

A guy standing nearby answered the question correctly.

A question was asked, and this guy who claims to know everything was to answer.

Someone brought a bible and said,
The question was:

'Under 3 minutes turn to the book of Nebuchadnezzar chapter 3:4'

The guy smiled and hastily took the bible. Feeling so elated and confident, he began, his fingers performing a magical search. He searched through the old testament and could not find the place. He searched again and again and again and again. He didn't find it.

6 minutes spent.
He was asked to calm down and find the chapter. He searched through the new testament. He started all over again, from page to page, Genesis to revelation.


People around laughed and laughed and laughed until they all burst into tears. The guy was still determined to find the chapter.

Suddenly, a voice said:
Do not labor in vain - such a book does not exist.

 

[Classik]

Wrong forum. Mods, act.


Well YES sir and what would you have me do?

 

[tim-from-pa]

I don't get it. Must be a pun I missed somewhere.

 

[Classik]

Wrong forum. Mods, act.


Well YES sir and what would you have me do?

I need you to prclaim to the world that a person isn't complete without soccer.

 

[Classik]

I don't get it. Must be a pun I missed somewhere.

What don't you get?

 

[tim-from-pa]

I thought this was some sort of joke. Well, then I guess it just wasn't funny.

 

[Classik]

I thought this was some sort of joke. Well, then I guess it just wasn't funny.

Kind of jokingly funny

 

[for_his_glory]

Why do so many labor in vain when it's just not there.

Please read this scripture passage out loud......the guy reads it out loud and replies back.....that's not what my Pastor teaches