The Comical Evangelical Test
Every modern definition of "evangelical" states that they believe in personal conversion, with emphasis on the four Gospels. But many other definitions include the conflict between them and fundamentalists. So, just how evangelical are you?
This test is a JOKE. Don't take it seriously! IT IS ONLY A JOKE!
#1 What is your response to this joke?
What's the biggest difference between a fundamentalist and an evangelical?
A fundamentalist isn't ashamed of Christ.
1) What joke?
2) Evangelicals are ashamed of holy living, but not ashamed of Christ.
3) Evangelicals have spread the Gospel around the world.
4) This narrow-minded bigotry is why people are opposed to fundamentalists
5) Those hate-filled fundamentalists drive me into a rage!
#2 A Billy Graham crusade has asked you to be a personal worker. What is your response?
1) No, they have unsaved people working in the crusade.
2) I'd pray about it.
3) Yes! What a great chance to get out the Gospel!
4) No, Billy Graham is too strict and narrow-minded.
#3 After a man has selected the suit and tie that he will wear to church, what color socks should he choose?
1) white
2) black
3) Just have pants that are long enough to cover them
4) Something that matches
5) Only Pharisees wear suits and ties
#4 Is it a good testimony to carry a giant-sized family Bible under your arm wherever you go?
1) Yes
2) No
3) Carry one? I wouldn't even read one!
#5 How short should a man have his hair cut?
1) The skin should shine through the bristles
2) Just long enough to be brushed
3) Whatever is appropriate
4) Why would a man want to get a haircut?
#6 What translation of the Bible should you read?
1) The King James Version
2) Whichever one helps you the most
3) You shouldn't
#7 Should Christians dance?
1) No, it's a prelude to immorality
2) It's usually a bad idea
3) It's usually okay
4) Yes, it's a prelude to immorality
Now, add the numbers of the answers you chose:
7 You're so fundamentalist that your church hopes to share you with other churches on a long-term basis
8-12 You're no evangelical, but you can function in society
13-21 YOU are an evangelical
22-24 You would benefit from spending some time with the fundamentalists
25-27 You would benefit from spending some time with the Christians
28-30 You would benefit from spending some time learning arithmetic
Every modern definition of "evangelical" states that they believe in personal conversion, with emphasis on the four Gospels. But many other definitions include the conflict between them and fundamentalists. So, just how evangelical are you?
This test is a JOKE. Don't take it seriously! IT IS ONLY A JOKE!
#1 What is your response to this joke?
What's the biggest difference between a fundamentalist and an evangelical?
A fundamentalist isn't ashamed of Christ.
1) What joke?
2) Evangelicals are ashamed of holy living, but not ashamed of Christ.
3) Evangelicals have spread the Gospel around the world.
4) This narrow-minded bigotry is why people are opposed to fundamentalists
5) Those hate-filled fundamentalists drive me into a rage!
#2 A Billy Graham crusade has asked you to be a personal worker. What is your response?
1) No, they have unsaved people working in the crusade.
2) I'd pray about it.
3) Yes! What a great chance to get out the Gospel!
4) No, Billy Graham is too strict and narrow-minded.
#3 After a man has selected the suit and tie that he will wear to church, what color socks should he choose?
1) white
2) black
3) Just have pants that are long enough to cover them
4) Something that matches
5) Only Pharisees wear suits and ties
#4 Is it a good testimony to carry a giant-sized family Bible under your arm wherever you go?
1) Yes
2) No
3) Carry one? I wouldn't even read one!
#5 How short should a man have his hair cut?
1) The skin should shine through the bristles
2) Just long enough to be brushed
3) Whatever is appropriate
4) Why would a man want to get a haircut?
#6 What translation of the Bible should you read?
1) The King James Version
2) Whichever one helps you the most
3) You shouldn't
#7 Should Christians dance?
1) No, it's a prelude to immorality
2) It's usually a bad idea
3) It's usually okay
4) Yes, it's a prelude to immorality
Now, add the numbers of the answers you chose:
7 You're so fundamentalist that your church hopes to share you with other churches on a long-term basis
8-12 You're no evangelical, but you can function in society
13-21 YOU are an evangelical
22-24 You would benefit from spending some time with the fundamentalists
25-27 You would benefit from spending some time with the Christians
28-30 You would benefit from spending some time learning arithmetic
