The Derailing Thread Part Two

[GodsGrace]

 

[Wrg1405]

Nice, I'll drop buy some time.
If you are in the market, I've got my guest house next to mine up for sale.
Take a look.

https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...-Ave_Miami-Beach_FL_33139_M51359-85692#photo1

Ah so you are my noisy neighbour then.
Your access to fountain Street has just been blocked.
And if you step outside of your boundary line it won't be the only thing that's blocked.
You have no access to the houses that I own either side and behind your little house.

Mind you if you want to play tennis on my courts next your little house I'm sure we could negotiate a reasonable fee.

 

[Wrg1405]

Maybe for the gigolo boyfriend?

Flipping paparazzi. Taking pictures of me and making it public.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Ah so you are my noisy neighbour then.
Your access to fountain Street has just been blocked.
And if you step outside of your boundary line it won't be the only thing that's blocked.
You have no access to the houses that I own either side and behind your little house.

Mind you if you want to play tennis on my courts next your little house I'm sure we could negotiate a reasonable fee.

So you're the one that keeps gawking at my girls.

 

[Wrg1405]

So you're the one that keeps gawking at my girls.

Why is she wearing your bra?

 

[th1b.taylor]

What if she hates millionaires? Then you're screwed

In what world does a girl hate money?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Why is she wearing your bra?

Can't top me, can you?


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

 

[th1b.taylor]

49 years?!?! Try a year

You really will not know how, without an idea,your condition is until abut 55. I thought I knew by fifteen but then I reached the age of intelligence, 55!

 

[Wrg1405]

You really will not know how, without an idea,your condition is until abut 55. I thought I knew by fifteen but then I reached the age of intelligence, 55!

What's intelligence?
I'm not 55 yet.
When I get there, will I understand my wife?

 

[Wrg1405]

Can't top me, can you?


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Let's see

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Let's see

People who have a blue face are often confused with dyed marshmellow men.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Hey Wrigley, do you know where I am?

 

[GodsGrace]

What's intelligence?
I'm not 55 yet.
When I get there, will I understand my wife?

Let me just break in here to state that you'll NEVER understand your wife.
It's how we keep you men under control...

 

[Brock]

People who have a blue face are often confused with dyed marshmellow men.

Or smurfs

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Or smurfs

what is a smurf?

 

[Brock]

what is a smurf?

Like the little blue guys in the movies and books

 

[Brock]

what is a smurf?

Look it up

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Look it up

 

[Pegasus]

Christian "hipsters".

Sounds interesting.

 

[Brock]

Sounds interesting.

Doesn't it?!?