The Derailing Thread Part Two

[Wrg1405]

The battle for wondering.
Sir Robin "Allen" Hood vs. Sir Guy "Wrigley" Gisbon

A boy with a toy and a real man. If Sir Robin Allen Hood yields himself then I will allow him a piece of land, one where he can graze and call it his own.

 

[GodsGrace]

Who are all those other guys??
Are they fighting over me too??
Wowwie kazowie!!

 

[Wrg1405]

I get it.
Guess who wins.

No brainer

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

A boy with a toy and a real man. If Sir Robin Allen Hood yields himself then I will allow him a piece of land, one where he can graze and call it his own.

Not now Sir Wrigley, I have to get my girl back again.

 

[Wrg1405]

Not now Sir Wrigley, I have to get my girl back again.

Didn't realise you had a goatee and nose hair. I can recommend a barber who could sort you out.

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Didn't realise you had a goatee and nose hair. I can recommend a barber who could sort you out.

The Barber of Seville I suppose.
May as well while I'm there beating you up again.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Here's Allen Wynne driving Wondering to deliver a cake:

Uh, sorry to burst your dream bubble, but that's Fallon Gwynne from Paducah, and that's hardly wondering. That's Fallon delivering one of Ralph's cleaning girls to one of his mansions. (He doesn't even know her name.)

 

[Jethro Bodine]

And the winner is...

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"Well, it looks like it's me and you, wondering."

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Who are all those other guys??
Are they fighting over me too??

"You take her."
"No, you take her."

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Jethro Bodine

And while you're here, watch this too:

What do kids know? :mad

 

[GodsGrace]

Uh, sorry to burst your dream bubble, but that's Fallon Gwynne from Paducah, and that's hardly wondering. That's Fallon delivering one of Ralph's cleaning girls to one of his mansions. (He doesn't even know her name.)

Hi Jethro
I need to advise you of a few things:

1. What do you know about Wondering? Not a lot.
2. I don't have any dream bubbles.
3. Fallon Gwynne doesn't exist, so watch your talk about dreaming.
4. Cleaning girls don't get driven around. I know this for sure... I've never driven one.
5. You can join the party but don't rain on our parade, incl Wrg and Dirtfarmer. We have good times.

Wondering

 

[GodsGrace]

"You take her."
"No, you take her."

See what I mean...
THIS is not fun.

 

[GodsGrace]

What do kids know? :mad

They know more than some adults.
Do I sound upset?
Good.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

don't rain on our parade, incl Wrg and Dirtfarmer. We have good times.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

See what I mean...
THIS is not fun.

Yeah it is.
I'm having a blast.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Do I sound upset?

I'm sure playboy Rollo will be more than happy to have you cry on his shoulder.

 

[GodsGrace]

You can't help yourself!!!

 

[GodsGrace]

Yeah it is.
I'm having a blast.

But no one else is...

 

[GodsGrace]

I'm sure playboy Rollo will be more than happy to have you cry on his shoulder.

I don't need a shoulder to cry on...

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Hey, it's Christmas, Mrs. Scrooge.
Where's your sense of humor?