The Derailing Thread

[Rollo Tamasi]

I'm really a good little boy.


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[Kathi]

I'm really a good little boy.

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Ewww....is that really the way your mind works?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Ewww....is that really the way your mind works?

Shall we have lunch together?

 

[TOG]

Inside Man

Nope. I think it's time for a hint, as I promised. The following is the scene where this riddle is asked. It takes place in a bar. Shelley is a waitress and Steve is a customer. The names are not those of the characters in the movie.

Shelley: What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Steve: Huh?
Shelley: It's a riddle. What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Steve: I don't know.
Shelley: A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Steve: What's the point?
Shelley: The point is that sometimes the answer is so obvious, you don't even realize it. It's as plain as the nose on your face. You should tell her!
Steve: Tell who, what?
Shelley: Tell Daryl that you love her.

The TOG​

 

[Kathi]

Shall we have lunch together?

I would rather give myself a manicure with a chainsaw.

 

[Kathi]

Nope. I think it's time for a hint, as I promised. The following is the scene where this riddle is asked. It takes place in a bar. Shelley is a waitress and Steve is a customer. The names are not those of the characters in the movie.

Shelley: What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Steve: Huh?
Shelley: It's a riddle. What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Steve: I don't know.
Shelley: A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Steve: What's the point?
Shelley: The point is that sometimes the answer is so obvious, you don't even realize it. It's as plain as the nose on your face. You should tell her!
Steve: Tell who, what?
Shelley: Tell Daryl that you love her.

The TOG​

You like riddles hu?

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

I would rather give myself a manicure with a chainsaw.

LOL, that was a great comeback!

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Nope. I think it's time for a hint, as I promised. The following is the scene where this riddle is asked. It takes place in a bar. Shelley is a waitress and Steve is a customer. The names are not those of the characters in the movie.

Shelley: What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Steve: Huh?
Shelley: It's a riddle. What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Steve: I don't know.
Shelley: A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Steve: What's the point?
Shelley: The point is that sometimes the answer is so obvious, you don't even realize it. It's as plain as the nose on your face. You should tell her!
Steve: Tell who, what?
Shelley: Tell Daryl that you love her.

The TOG​

It Could Happen To You

 

[TOG]

You like riddles hu?

Yes, especially if I'm the one asking them.

It Could Happen To You

No. Here's another clue. The names in the previous hint are not the names of the characters, but neither are they entirely random.

The TOG​

 

[Rollo Tamasi]

Yes, especially if I'm the one asking them.



No. Here's another clue. The names in the previous hint are not the names of the characters, but neither are they entirely random.

The TOG​

Don't Tell Her It's Me

 

[TOG]

Don't Tell Her It's Me

No, it's not you... Oh... That's the name of another movie I haven't seen. I looked it up on IMDB, and it has a Shelley and a Steve in it (but not the right ones), but there's no Daryl. All three names are actors. It's the correct genre, though.

The TOG​

 

[TOG]

I see people seem to have lost interest in my riddle, so here's the answer:

Spoiler: Don't click if you still want to guess.

It was taken from a scene in Roxanne, which was a romantic comedy released in 1987 starring Steve Martin and Daryl Hannah.

The TOG​

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I see people seem to have lost interest in my riddle, so here's the answer:

Spoiler: Don't click if you still want to guess.

It was taken from a scene in Roxanne, which was a romantic comedy released in 1987 starring Steve Martin and Daryl Hannah.

The TOG​

Spoiler tag, huh? That's interesting.

The forum software they used before this one used to let you use HTML inputs.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

So went to visit my friend up the road to talk about our fishing trip and check out his new boat, hes a paraplegic from the waste down from a driving accident, anyhow, i went around to check out the new setup and he made this crane that picks him up in his wheelchair, turns, and places him in the boat, then he engineered the boat so its all flat and he can lock his wheelchair in the front and drive and go fishing. Nothing is impossible. We going fishing next week.

So basically he's a Lt. Dan copycat.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

One of the best movie scenes of all time.
Lt. Dan at peace with God:

 

[Jethro Bodine]

He is a Lt Dan. Very similer. Total joker who likes to curse everything.

Maybe he can get saved like Lt. Dan did and become a new creation who doesn't curse everything.

 

[Kathi]

One of my favorite characters in Forrest Gump

Bubba..Shrimp soup,Shrimp salad

 

[TOG]

One of my favorite characters in Forrest Gump

Bubba..Shrimp soup,Shrimp salad

Did you know that there really is such a thing as the Bubbe Gump Shrimp Company?

The TOG​

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Did you know that there really is such a thing as the Bubbe Gump Shrimp Company?

The TOG​

If they would had just named it 'Bubble Gum Shrimp Company' they would not have had to pay thousands of dollars for the name.

 

[Kathi]

Did you know that there really is such a thing as the Bubbe Gump Shrimp Company?

The TOG​

Yes,I did.